Greetings, fellow Leagers. It's been a while since I've seen a math riddle on this board, so I decided to post one for the aficionadoes. Let those brains work!
It's April Fools Day in Heaven, the most feared day of the year by everyone floating there, for they know God's legendary sinister sense of humor; Jesus still screams when someone dares to mention his crucifixion, and Noah still has nightmares about piles of dinosaur poo on a shaky boat... God really is a bastard. The only one appreciating God's jokes is the Devil, God's old partner-in-crime (yes, they are good friends. Their so-called animosity was actually God's very first prank). So, satan pays his immortal pall a visit, eager to know what the Almighty has in stock this year.
-"So, what will it be this time? A Flood? Plagues? Asking a poor guy to sacrifice his son?", the Devil asks in delight.
-"All done that", God replies. "Nah, I've become interested in two groups of people, having some amusing quarrels down there. One group call themselves 'creationists' - very dense crowd. Really, I haven't seen such stupidity since I gave those stones to Moses! The other gang is very intriguing - 'The League of Reason' they're called. Smart guys, except for their disbelief in us of course!"
-"Hahaha", the Devil roars. "And what's your plan?"
-"I'm going to test them. You'll see."
Thus, God descends to earth and gathers the cream of both groups: 100 creationists and 100 Leaguers. The former immediately start crying, screaming, kneeling and praying - much to the Lord's irritation. The Leaguers stand back silently, rather surprised by His existence, but swiftly regaining their confidence and curiosity.
"Behold", God shouts, "I come here to test you." He turns to the creationists. "Behind me, you see a room. This room is filled with 100 closed coffins. Inside each coffin, I have written one of your names - thus, everyone has his own coffin. You will enter this room, each in turn. You have to find the coffin that has your own name inside. However, each of you can only look inside 50 coffins! Afterwards, you leave the room exactly as it was when you entered, and the next of you can enter. You are NOT allowed to communicate during or after the test! If ALL of you are able to find your own coffin, I will promise you eternal life at my side. BUT, if even a single one of you fails, I will bury all of you alive in your coffin, and you will be damned forever!!! You may confer before you begin. HAHAHAHA!!!"
The creationists tremble heavily, totally confused. Surely the Lord cannot be this cruel? "Have no fear, my fellow sheep", Kent Hovind, their self-appointed leader, reassures. "He is only testing our faith! Let us pray, and His Love will guide us. AMEN!"
So they begin. In turn, each of them enters the room, checking 50 coffins at random. Unsurprisingly, only half of them finds his own coffin. So God carries out His punishment, much to His delight.
Of course, the creationists should have known this. Since each of them had 50% chance of success, their combined chances were a mere (1/2)^100, virtually nil.
The Leaguers, laughing at the creationists' stupidity, cheer in unison. "So", God says, "you think you can do better?" And with a snap of his fingers, he creates a new room, with 100 coffins for the Leaguers. "Go ahead, unbelievers, use those brains I created for you! Impress me."
So the Leaguers debate for a while, after which they speak to God: "Well, we think we can boost our chances to more than 30%."
"We'll see", God said, surprised (He's not all that omniscient). And the Leaguers start the test. Sadly, the odds were still against them, and despite their nifty strategy, they don't succeed either. So God, though approving their ingenious plan, kills them all. I told you He was a bastard.
But, dear Leaguers, can you figure out what this strategy was? How did they improve their chances of success by more than 30%?
P.S. Sorry for the random story. I got carried away
It's April Fools Day in Heaven, the most feared day of the year by everyone floating there, for they know God's legendary sinister sense of humor; Jesus still screams when someone dares to mention his crucifixion, and Noah still has nightmares about piles of dinosaur poo on a shaky boat... God really is a bastard. The only one appreciating God's jokes is the Devil, God's old partner-in-crime (yes, they are good friends. Their so-called animosity was actually God's very first prank). So, satan pays his immortal pall a visit, eager to know what the Almighty has in stock this year.
-"So, what will it be this time? A Flood? Plagues? Asking a poor guy to sacrifice his son?", the Devil asks in delight.
-"All done that", God replies. "Nah, I've become interested in two groups of people, having some amusing quarrels down there. One group call themselves 'creationists' - very dense crowd. Really, I haven't seen such stupidity since I gave those stones to Moses! The other gang is very intriguing - 'The League of Reason' they're called. Smart guys, except for their disbelief in us of course!"
-"Hahaha", the Devil roars. "And what's your plan?"
-"I'm going to test them. You'll see."
Thus, God descends to earth and gathers the cream of both groups: 100 creationists and 100 Leaguers. The former immediately start crying, screaming, kneeling and praying - much to the Lord's irritation. The Leaguers stand back silently, rather surprised by His existence, but swiftly regaining their confidence and curiosity.
"Behold", God shouts, "I come here to test you." He turns to the creationists. "Behind me, you see a room. This room is filled with 100 closed coffins. Inside each coffin, I have written one of your names - thus, everyone has his own coffin. You will enter this room, each in turn. You have to find the coffin that has your own name inside. However, each of you can only look inside 50 coffins! Afterwards, you leave the room exactly as it was when you entered, and the next of you can enter. You are NOT allowed to communicate during or after the test! If ALL of you are able to find your own coffin, I will promise you eternal life at my side. BUT, if even a single one of you fails, I will bury all of you alive in your coffin, and you will be damned forever!!! You may confer before you begin. HAHAHAHA!!!"
The creationists tremble heavily, totally confused. Surely the Lord cannot be this cruel? "Have no fear, my fellow sheep", Kent Hovind, their self-appointed leader, reassures. "He is only testing our faith! Let us pray, and His Love will guide us. AMEN!"
So they begin. In turn, each of them enters the room, checking 50 coffins at random. Unsurprisingly, only half of them finds his own coffin. So God carries out His punishment, much to His delight.
Of course, the creationists should have known this. Since each of them had 50% chance of success, their combined chances were a mere (1/2)^100, virtually nil.
The Leaguers, laughing at the creationists' stupidity, cheer in unison. "So", God says, "you think you can do better?" And with a snap of his fingers, he creates a new room, with 100 coffins for the Leaguers. "Go ahead, unbelievers, use those brains I created for you! Impress me."
So the Leaguers debate for a while, after which they speak to God: "Well, we think we can boost our chances to more than 30%."
"We'll see", God said, surprised (He's not all that omniscient). And the Leaguers start the test. Sadly, the odds were still against them, and despite their nifty strategy, they don't succeed either. So God, though approving their ingenious plan, kills them all. I told you He was a bastard.
But, dear Leaguers, can you figure out what this strategy was? How did they improve their chances of success by more than 30%?
P.S. Sorry for the random story. I got carried away