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CosmicSpork

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I thought it'd be fun to have a thread where people can post things from the chat that they thought were particularly random and/or funny :)

I'll start:
(11:33:31) Atomicnumber86: so how long did the Terra blogtv last?
(11:46:49) CosmicSpork: 40 days and 40 nights
(11:47:09) Atomicnumber86: that is pretty long
(11:48:02) CosmicSpork: yeah, there was a flood and everything
(11:48:33) Atomicnumber86: I guess I shouldn't have sleeped then
(11:50:46) CosmicSpork: never sleep
(11:51:11) Atomicnumber86: like gawd and santa?
(11:53:26) CosmicSpork: like robots
(11:57:00) Atomicnumber86: I am not a robot, and I like eating to much to become one
(11:58:25) CosmicSpork: become an eating robot... every robot should have a purpose
(11:58:57) Atomicnumber86: But a cake-eating robot? Now that is just silly
(12:01:46) Atomicnumber86: but I'll shit the showers, bye
(12:01:54) Atomicnumber86: I mean hit...
(12:01:57) Atomicnumber86: or do I
(12:05:18) CosmicSpork: HAHA
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(22:24:27) Neffi: I just wanna fuck my name
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(21:51:22) Neffi: I'm such a downer prick
(21:51:47) ajh: im a prick too!
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(16:41:10) Th1sWasATriumph: Although AW is all about incest. With himself.
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(21:20:37) stefzula: i'd like to see other women here, yes
(21:20:43) Neffi: Oh god I just came
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(20:13:54) Neffi: I has a fudge sundae. You're all pricks.
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(12:37:41) Caustic: proposing the supernatural is like answering "why is the sky blue?", and answering "because the ocean is blue" not only is it wrong, but it raises the question of "then why is the ocean blue"
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From Stream of Reason 1 with Stefzula and DPRJones
DPRJones said:
I'm trying to talk sensibly and everyone's trying to get me to take my clothes off - DPRJones
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arg-fallbackName="Ozymandyus"/>
I'm sorry, this isn't LoR chat its a gtalk between a friend and I that I have no memory of from 3:30 last night after I took a sleeping pill.
me: you have to protect me you me you fool!
they are after me!
with their tiny hands and that glitter they spray into your eyes... and my keyboard is moving on its own
oh god make it stuiip
my screen is moving all around
twisting twsting
i think someone rom inside the machine wnats to come out and plan
he cant seem to get out
i bet it hs screwed
but y hands are working on these wierd keys
its like they are playing a game of chess and the are hiding alkl their peices
this could be a very bad sign
maybe just nerdy stuuf looks wierd
ill go outside for a while
see what tha park is like when its raining crazytowns
Sent at 3:39 AM on Friday
me: no don't go outside
its nutters out there
nutters to the max
Sent at 3:41 AM on Friday
me: everything is whirling this way then that and you feel a bit like a tree in a light breeze but then you find you are unrooted and soiling along towards the stairs which look very dangerous themselves
and everything is melting a little
computer screeen most of us
most of all
I was sure i saw a llama outside that was set on fire but im not so sure anymore
and this bag of rubberbands just nodded, and think he saw it too
what can you do with a flaming llama?
jump our bicks over it?
er bikes
my bic wouldnt get no where into all that fur
I'd decided you must die.
if you could leave tell me your immediate coordinates and your next 3 day schedule
that would be great
Sent at 3:46 AM on Friday
me: whoa
sleeping pills are a hell of a drug
Sent at 11:34 AM on Friday
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arg-fallbackName="GoodKat"/>
What the hell kind of sleeping pill did you take? It sounds like you dropped acid.
 
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(01:01:31) CosmicSpork: but then guns are actually quite rare here
(01:01:42) CosmicSpork: so my perspective may be somewhat different from others
(01:01:55) Nightmare060: Well, I'll always be thankfull for them in a Zombie invasion :p
(01:02:08) CosmicSpork: lol
(01:02:15) ylevelc: we all will be
(01:02:17) CosmicSpork: Zombie Jesus invasion
(01:02:21) Nightmare060: XD
(01:02:51) Nightmare060: Here is a question for you all;
(01:03:03) Nightmare060: Who would win in a fight between raptor jesus and the flying sphagetti monster?
(01:03:21) ylevelc: fsm ftw
(01:03:22) Zerosix: FSM - He can fly
(01:03:43) CosmicSpork: FSM... multiple appendages
(01:03:57) Zerosix: RJ is just a human with a raptors head
(01:04:20) Zerosix: tho RJ could probs ressurect hmself
(01:04:37) CosmicSpork: even if FSM rips his head off?
(01:04:59) Nightmare060: Yes, but Raptor Jesus has millions of years worth of experiance!
(01:05:12) CosmicSpork: wait, are we assuming that both have all sorts of powers?
(01:05:15) Nightmare060: He has the power to make fallowers go extinct for our sins!
(01:05:23) Nightmare060: Of course
(01:05:31) Nightmare060: It wouldn't be fun if we weren't would it? :p
(01:05:48) CosmicSpork: and is Raptor Jesus as the son of god or god in another form? It gets quite confusing...
(01:06:07) Nightmare060: I've got it!
(01:06:12) Nightmare060: Raptor Jesus is a robot
(01:06:21) Zerosix: if they have no powers RJ would win. FSM would just be a pile pf spagetti
(01:06:22) Nightmare060: So his father must be Dues Ex Machina
(01:06:23) CosmicSpork: FSM then... FSM is a god
(01:06:35) Zerosix: no thats Mecha Jesus
(01:06:38) CosmicSpork: or would be if FSM was real
(01:06:44) Nightmare060: Close enough :p
(01:06:50) CosmicSpork: maybe Raptor Jesus' dad is Godzilla
(01:06:56) CosmicSpork: would fit quite well
(01:06:59) Nightmare060: Good point
(01:07:15) Nightmare060: Oh gods....
(01:07:19) Nightmare060: I just realised something
(01:07:32) Nightmare060: If Raptor Jesus and Ultra Mega Death Christ had a baby
(01:07:37) Nightmare060: IT WOULD BE MECHA GODZILLA!
(01:07:45) Zerosix: ZOMG!
(01:07:46) CosmicSpork: l[
(01:07:48) CosmicSpork: o
(01:07:50) CosmicSpork: ;,
(01:07:52) CosmicSpork: O_O even
(01:07:57) Zerosix: Which one though?
(01:08:10) CosmicSpork: MECHA GO'ZIRRA!!!
(01:08:11) Nightmare060: Theres more than one Mecha Godzilla?
(01:08:35) Nightmare060: I've got it!
(01:08:44) Nightmare060: It's all clear now
(01:09:05) Zerosix: Yeah - go watchv the AVGN's Cinemassarce reviews on the Godzilla movies. There's at least 3 version of mech gdz
(01:09:55) Nightmare060: Since chicks dig mecha godzilla, he made tons of tiny robots which are the ones we have today. But Raptor Jesus made Mecha Godzilla and Ultra Mega Death Christ go extinct for our sins.
(01:10:08) Nightmare060: And thus why we can no longer see them and only have basic robots.
(01:10:35) Nightmare060: (I just pretty much used creation science there didn't I?)
(01:10:40) CosmicSpork: That makes perfect sense
(01:10:44) CosmicSpork backs away slowly
(01:10:49) Nightmare060: XD
(01:11:15) Zerosix rings the men in white coats....
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(20:41:13) Zerosix: Heroes is alright. got a bit iffy with Chapters 3 & 4
(20:42:33) CupOfWater: I've only seen chapter 1, 2 and 3
(20:43:04) CupOfWater: How is Sylar in chapte 4? Does he become bad-ass as in chapter 1, or more a wuss like in chapter 3?
(20:43:27) BotOfReason: he dies
(20:43:40) CupOfWater: :|
(20:43:46) ajh: hahahaa!!
(20:43:49) CupOfWater: Thanks for nothing, pal.
(20:43:56) ajh: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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