Lambuel the Christian - wut?

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

I own this Facebook page called Watch Out Guys, We're Dealing With a Badass Over Here (or, informally, Badass).

What I do is a regular job at trolling the pages, making funny pictures, that sort of thing. I basically pick a new stereotype to make fun of every so often, and it works out quite well on the Likes/Share/Comments/Reach count.

However, I posted this picture of something called Creationist Fun Facts. Before I knew it, there was a bunch of lulz and someone spit out the source for the scripted brainwash...

Objective Ministries 4 Kidz

Oh. Just a quick Teaser:

 

[Frenger]

"Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm"

I am HOT for Jesus, so hot I may have to take my pants off.

 

[Sparky]

You are aware that they are a Poe site, right?

 

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

You are aware that they are a Poe site, right?

Nope.

Not from what I grasped at.

 

[Sparky]

To be fair I don't know for certain if it is but it is the conclusion that I came to after looking at their store.

In their store they have a "God Bless France" line of goods because "If anyone is in need of God's Blessings, it's France... ". Some other product lines include "LOL means Love Our Lord", "Motiltiy = Life" with a picture of a sperm and "Fellowship University" where you apparently "Pray for a Quality Education[sup]SM[/sup]"

I mean I guess they could be legit but this just seems to me to be a bit too self-deprecating to be genuine. Anyway here is the store.