Ok I know it's a BAD idea but I can't help it! So I propose a "joke" topic on religion, whatever religion.
Let me start by Christians:
During a major flood a priest refuse to leave the village arguing "God will help me!".
After a full night of rain a big truck stops in front of the church and the driver propose to the priest to help him but he decline and answers: "God will help me!"
After another raining day the priest have taken refuge on the second and then he ears screaming outside: 2 firemen are on a boat and proposes to the priest for a ride but again he say "No thanks, God will help me!"
Later that day he is on the church roof and a helicopter pass by, they send him a rope ladder but he reject them "God will help me!".
Sadly he finish drown when the church collapses. He find himself in front of the pearly gates and when the doors opens he can't take it anymore and accuses God: "I believed in you and you let me down!". But God answers to him "Are you kidding me? We send you a truck, a boat and an helicopter and you idiot managed to drown!"
Let me start by Christians:
During a major flood a priest refuse to leave the village arguing "God will help me!".
After a full night of rain a big truck stops in front of the church and the driver propose to the priest to help him but he decline and answers: "God will help me!"
After another raining day the priest have taken refuge on the second and then he ears screaming outside: 2 firemen are on a boat and proposes to the priest for a ride but again he say "No thanks, God will help me!"
Later that day he is on the church roof and a helicopter pass by, they send him a rope ladder but he reject them "God will help me!".
Sadly he finish drown when the church collapses. He find himself in front of the pearly gates and when the doors opens he can't take it anymore and accuses God: "I believed in you and you let me down!". But God answers to him "Are you kidding me? We send you a truck, a boat and an helicopter and you idiot managed to drown!"