Islamic Death Threats - DMD edition!

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

So, I'm just going to go ahead and give you guys my favorite death threats received from this year's Draw Muhammad Day.

And some general rantings/ravings for you to enjoy.

Her:

Sup.. A year back, there was a puss just like you who had a page about hindu gods, and he was degrading us, so I can relate with muslims that take offence to your page, so, I just want to let you know, that me, and evey other person that's seen this page, are going to prayer, that u die, a slow..painful death...but befor u die...we all hope u will be tourturd so badly, so painfully that u pray for death to come quikly, but it won't [] , I hate you [] you stoopid fucker [] I hope u get aids [] that's be a nice slow way for u to die [] cunt []

20 May

Me:

Hahahaha
[showmore=Me Trolling]20 May

Her:

What the fuck is your problem ? :| do you not fucking respect other peoples religion...stop being a bastard and stop ur fucking bullshit... You speak and draw shit about other peoples religion its fucking shows us all what ur religion teaches and how powerful ur "god" is. Gosh god doesn't know what he brought into this world!

20 May

Me:

[Name],
If you can explain to me why this day exists - then I will stop posting pictures of Mohammad. Just like that.
I'm a man of my word.

20 May

Her:

Why don't you simplee understand that GOD is one ! In many different forms! I'm not a muslim and I am toadlee against the bullshit of yours... U have no right what so ever to pik on any religion! This day exists coz of god right! The same GOD that we all pray to in different forms...
So stop being a puss and stop posting bullshit for the fucking world to see... Ur thawts and opinion keep it to ur damn self!

20 May

Me:

Nope.
Are you actually going to research things before you make up an opinion, or are you going to blindly feel around in the dark to find an enemy?

I mean, you don't even know what you're complaining about. Draw Mohammad Day is not an anti-Islam holiday.

20 May

Her:

U don't need to fucking research any crap that you need to prove a point especially when it comes to god...!

Whatever you on about ! Stop this shit! Its unnecessary!!! There's no need for you to pik on anyone Religion!!! Pray to your own damn god and leave other peoples religion alone! Stop fucking doing this! Muhammad or watever u on about! Stop it!

20 May

Me:

They have it in your natve language, too.

Everybody Draw Mohammed Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Everybody Draw Mohammed Day was an event held on May 20, 2010 in support of free speech and freedom of artistic expression of those threatened by violence for drawing representations of the Islamic Prophet Muhammad. It began as a protest against censorship of an American television show, South Park,...
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20 May

Her:

Now do you seriously have to be apart of that bullshit? Be the better person and leave muhammad alone or any other ideal from any other religion ok.... Think about what I said

Now do you seriously have to be apart of that bullshit? Be the better person and leave muhammad alone or any other ideal from any other religion ok.... Think about what I said

20 May

Me:

Shon,
did you even read the link? :I

21 May

Her:

i dont need to read the damn link

21 May

Me:

Translation: "Who cares about what FACTS are? I don't need facts - I just need my own, uneducated opinion about what's going on to form my decisions and actions."

If you don't grasp that this is an anti-"We're going to blow your house up for drawing pictures of the Prophet" thing instead of an anti-Islam thing, then you're a blind man walking amoungst other blind men.

22 May

Her:

gosh you dont even make sense.... just leave other peoples religion alone you seriously getting on my nerves![/showmore]

 

[Duvelthehobbit666]

What is tourturd? Is that some turd that is on tour around the country?

 

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

What is tourturd? Is that some turd that is on tour around the country?

No clue.

I'm trying to pick out the rest - I have over 500 of them. :lol:

 

[CEbbesen]

a sigh is needed here

*sigh*

 

[australopithecus]

I want death threats, I don't even care who from.

 

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

I want death threats, I don't even care who from.

Build up a rather famous/infamous rap on the Facebooks and then use your e-fame to participate in Draw Muhammad Day.

Then you'll be presented with such gems as:

Her/Him:

U stupid idiot dat u will go to hell fire. God will punish u

Honestly, I'm using this as more of a place where I can link to when I post to fstdt directly, since I can't link to my own inbox.
But also because I thought you guys would get a kick out of them as well.

And it feels a bit good to get messages from people in Pakistan saying things like:

Him:

It takes balls to do what you're doing right now..
and I respect u for it.

And I actually do have lengthy philosophical discussions packed in here as well.

 

[ImprobableJoe]

I want death threats, I don't even care who from.

Some evening, while you sleep, I am going to seal your home in a giant water-tight tank, and then fill it with green-flavored Gatorade in which you will drown until you are extremely dead.

Feel better now?

 

[Epiquinn]

Technically that doesn't count as a death threat since they're only praying for your death.

 

[WarK]

Technically that doesn't count as a death threat since they're only praying for your death.

Are you implying that prayer doesn't work?

 

[CEbbesen]

Technically that doesn't count as a death threat since they're only praying for your death.

Are you implying that prayer doesn't work?

Wait, prayer is just a waste of time and gets nothing done at all?

 

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

Technically that doesn't count as a death threat since they're only praying for your death.

The fact that they believe it works should be enough.
It's like North Korea. We know that they're full of shit - but we still take their threats seriously, simply because if they had the legitimate means to then it would come to pass.

If you believe prayer works and you're paying for my death, then it's a threat.

I got a handful that state a desire to kill everyone that I love, but those have me looking around a bit on shit before their release.