If God is omnipotent...

[nemesiss]

can god create a Windows version that doesn't suck.
note: mac and linux don't count, were not talking about alternatives.

 

[Laurens]

If God is omnipotent can he create a universe without actually existing himself?

 

[Isotelus]

If God was omnipotent, can he go to Hell?

If God sneezed, what would you say?

 

[Squawk]

If god is omnipotent, can he adequately explain how raping and murdering a child can possibly make a loving parent worship with more love and adoration than giving the child health and safety throughout life.
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Thought not...

Now that's an interesting concept, something to build on me thinks.

 

[lilmarome]

If God is omnipotent and omniscient can he do something that he didn't know he was going to do?

I want to think of one that creates a paradox out of all three omniscience, omnipotence and omnipresence.

If god is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent can he be somewhere that he doesn't know exists?

 

[WarK]

If god is omnipotent, could he block internet pr0n?

 

[lilmarome]

If god is omnipotent why didn't he write the bible himself?

If God was omnipotent, can he go to Hell?

If God sneezed, what would you say?

The Christian god actually did go to hell (if you believe that Jesus is god).

 

[AdmiralPeacock]

can he make himself so holy he has to send himself to hell?

 

[RichardMNixon]

If god is omnipotent, could he defend creationism honestly?

 

[batguy]

Can god microwave a burrito so hot, that he, himself, could not eat it?

This is, imo, the best one so far. Mostly because it was on The Simpsons but also because I like the fact that there is something I can do that God cannot.[/quote]

if you were able to eat the burrito then you didnt microwave a burrito so hot that you couldnt eat it.

 

[batguy]

If God is omnipotent and omniscient, and actually wants me to believe in him, he knows what it would take and can do it any time he wants. Since I don't believe in him, it means he doesn't exist.

Wow, that was easy!!

If you don't believe in God, it's because God didnt want you to. He hardens hearts.

 

[batguy]

If got is omnipotent can he make apple pie from scratch?

He can make it from nothing.

 

[Squawk]

If God is omnipotent and omniscient, and actually wants me to believe in him, he knows what it would take and can do it any time he wants. Since I don't believe in him, it means he doesn't exist.

Wow, that was easy!!

If you don't believe in God, it's because God didnt want you to. He hardens hearts.

NIce guy isn't he

 

[Jotto999]

If he is omniscient, then he knows why we find him ridiculous and impossible, making the idea of a judgmental, damning God impossible. Making Hell impossible.

EDIT: Hmmm, that sounds like I'm proposing that morale judgments can only exist where knowledge is incomplete or partial. Seems to work, but I'm going to have to let that idea develop a bit.

 

[RichardMNixon]

if you were able to eat the burrito then you didnt microwave a burrito so hot that you couldnt eat it.

He didn't say he could eat it, just that he could microwave it so hot that he couldn't.

 

[lrkun]

If god is all that, then he doesn't need someone to speak for him; but why do we have all these weird people doing so? Doesn't make sense.

 

[Anachronous Rex]

if you were able to eat the burrito then you didnt microwave a burrito so hot that you couldnt eat it.

He didn't say he could eat it, just that he could microwave it so hot that he couldn't.

Why is it that apologists seem to think that misunderstanding the question is a valid form of answer?

 

[nasher168]

If God is omnipotent and omniscient, and actually wants me to believe in him, he knows what it would take and can do it any time he wants. Since I don't believe in him, it means he doesn't exist.

Wow, that was easy!!

If you don't believe in God, it's because God didnt want you to. He hardens hearts.

What, so no freewill?

 

[Laurens]

If God is omnipotent and omniscient, and actually wants me to believe in him, he knows what it would take and can do it any time he wants. Since I don't believe in him, it means he doesn't exist.

Wow, that was easy!!

If you don't believe in God, it's because God didnt want you to. He hardens hearts.

Why would a God, who commands you to believe in him, and love him, harden your heart so that you do not believe in him? So he can punish you for the fact that he made you not believe in him, just for the sake of it? He is essentially playing games with human lives?

Man that is fucked up beyond comprehension...

 

[Squawk]

Man that is fucked up beyond comprehension...

Pretty much my definition of religion, that.