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I am PROOF that Evolution is TRUE!!!

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TheTruePooka

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Went to the doctor - test results confirm I have TWO SPLEENS.

An advantageous adaptation!

Suck on that, Creationists!


TheTruePooka <--- Haz Super Powers.

I am CAPTAIN SPLEEN!!!
 
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nasher168 said:
???
Where does the second one go? Is it nestled in beside the first?
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It lies close by the first... waiting for evil and stupidity to rear its ugly head. Then... IT STRIKES!!!

Heh heh, I read that it is a somewhat uncommon but not unheard of occurrence. But I suspect that my case is special - we shall see when try to manifest my powers when I go out to fight crime later in the week!
 
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TheTruePooka said:
when I go out to fight crime later in the week!
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There's something quite delicious about that. :lol: :lol:
 
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nasher168 said:
3 trillion cells. Give or take. I beat you all.
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Suck on my atom count.

With two spleens you wanna be very very careful around the gnug. He has a certain fondness for spleens.
 
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nasher168 said:
My quarks outnumber your atoms threefold! And my electrons many times more!
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Eh, no. Your quarks outnumber his atoms by way more than three fold, your electron count on the other hand is only about one sixth of your quark count. :p
MRaverz said:
Can't be beating my gluons. ;D
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Bah! They are all virtual. They don't count (indeed can't be counted).

If they did you could eat my virtual photons.
 
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ExplorerAtHeart said:
Thats neat, im waiting for two brains.. (i guess you would have to look fairly different though)
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Men have two already, they're called testicles.
 
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Nashy19 said:
Squawk said:
yeah well, all my matter is composed of energy, measure that :D
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Just a theory, 1 theory.
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Without smilies, it's difficult to know whether this is meant to be a joke, especially since I haven't come across your posts before. Please clarify prior to my ripping you a new one for such a cretinous statement. If it was supposed to be funny, my apologies.
 
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