Hilarious entry on Uncyclopedia

[nasher168]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bible

I find Uncyclopedia to be a far funnier parody site than Encyclopaedia Dramatica. It slips in all sorts of subtle jokes into it's articles.

 

[borrofburi]

I just finished the first two paragraphs. I think this sort of humor should be taken in small doses (I hope the whole thing is as good as the first two paragraphs though).

 

[Zylstra]

The Bible is a collaboration of various authors, first being published by Stone Tablets Press around 200 BC.[3]

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add:: after transcripts of earlier revisions were acquired, indirectly, from the by-then defunct Sumerian Tabletkeeping Company. Many of the stories would also be adapted by a number of other parties, as well.

 

[blinddesign]

"Followers of the Qu'ran believe that it is better than the Bible because it is also a book of magic. By reciting the entire book from heart, a Muslim unleashes a potent magic spell, which gives him +20 fatwa bonus on all attacking dice rolls and an extra +10 on save rolls, both of which increase by 200% when facing infidel dogs. Masters of this magic have the rumored ability to mind-control their underlings and even the undead. The power of the Qu'ran magic differs on which version of Advanced Muslims and Infidels rules you are playing under. For example, AM&I version 4 (first produced in Iran, 1979) gives you the ability to create terrorists if your character is above a level 20 cleric, but AM&I version 2 (available throughout the Middle Ages) gave the ability to create 10 Mamelukes and a plagiarising philosopher if your character was above a level 30 caliph, while AM&I version 3 (released during the British and French occupation) went largely ignored."

On the article about the Qu'ran

 

[Shadowflare]

This seems to be one of the better Uncyclopedia articles I've read. To me, ED is more consistently funny though.