Happy Zombie Jesus Day everyone

[FCAAP_Dan]

 

[ImprobableJoe]

Jesus is like a reverse zombie... he wants you to eat his flesh, and not the other way around.

 

[GoodKat]

Sweet Zombie Jesus!

 

[BrentonEccles]

I'm sorry, but if he really did rise again then it's not a sacrifice.
Sacrifices don't come back to life, by their very nature.

I never read about a successful sacrifice on an altar getting up and walking off at the end.

 

[ImprobableJoe]

I'm sorry, but if he really did rise again then it's not a sacrifice.
Sacrifices don't come back to life, by their very nature.

I never read about a successful sacrifice on an altar getting up and walking off at the end.

...and then magically whisked off to heaven, to be king of the universe. How the fuck is that a sacrifice?

 

[ebbixx]

I'm sorry, but if he really did rise again then it's not a sacrifice.
Sacrifices don't come back to life, by their very nature.

I never read about a successful sacrifice on an altar getting up and walking off at the end.

Careful, some Christians would just tell you the story of Abraham and Isaac. Granted, it didn't turn out so well for the ram that appeared after God called the thing off.

 

[ebbixx]

...and then magically whisked off to heaven, to be king of the universe. How the fuck is that a sacrifice?

You didn't see Mel Gibson's Jesusporn, did you?

 

[ImprobableJoe]

You didn't see Mel Gibson's Jesusporn, did you?

That anti-semitic fuck? I wouldn't piss on him if his head was on fire.

Well, I WOULD piss on Mel Gibson if his head was on fire. I'd piss on his feet. :lol: