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God doesn't believe in atheists....According to my aunts FB

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Krazyskooter

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Saw this on my Facebook a minute ago and got a chuckle out of it.

God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist...

My response

*Poof* Disappears in a cloud of logic.
 
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Re: God doesn't believe in atheists....According to my aunts

Krazyskooter said:
Saw this on my Facebook a minute ago and got a chuckle out of it.

God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist...

My response

*Poof* Disappears in a cloud of logic.
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Don't you find it weird? When did this god tell your aunt that it doesn't believe in atheists? What's her basis? @.@

"Mirror mirror" much. :lol:

Nice one.
 
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lrkun said:
Krazyskooter said:
Saw this on my Facebook a minute ago and got a chuckle out of it.

God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist...

My response

*Poof* Disappears in a cloud of logic.
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Don't you find it weird? When did this god tell your aunt that it doesn't believe in atheists? What's her basis? @.@

"Mirror mirror" much. :lol:

Nice one.
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Don't get me wrong, I love my aunt, she's actually the only family member who will have a real conversation about theology with me. If she had spent her years reading books on science or medicine she would be considered an eccentric genius however she chose to spend it reading books on the rapture, prophecy, and other things Bible related so she's just bat shit crazy.
 
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Re: God doesn't believe in atheists....According to my aunts

God is an atheist.
 
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Re: God doesn't believe in atheists....According to my aunts

I never get any weird Facebook statuses. I should befriend more fundies, just for entertainments sake.
 
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Re: God doesn't believe in atheists....According to my aunts

I befriended a person from the group in Denmark known as, Experience Jesus (Oplev Jesus).
He mostly post Bible quotes and then some news, which I love to comment, and then we have two mile long comment pages. :p

But I have gotten a lot of flack from my non-religious friends that think I am too aggressive against religion.
 
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Re: God doesn't believe in atheists....According to my aunts

Is god a solipsist?
 
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Re: God doesn't believe in atheists....According to my aunts

God is a raging homosexual.

The whole "abomination" thing was just denial.

He's come to terms with it now.
 
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Re: God doesn't believe in atheists....According to my aunts

Krazyskooter said:
God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist...
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I've seen this before and usually simply discounted it for the inanity it so obviously is. But this time I am forced to wonder at the projection: it is theists who I usually find thinking that if they believe something real hard it must be true...
 
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Re: God doesn't believe in atheists....According to my aunts

I get shit like this alot from my friends. Everday, several times a day someone posts some stupid shit. For instance today :
Some Dumbass said:
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't than to live as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Mother Theresa.
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To this I would say, Which god? "I would rather live a life as if there is a native american god of corn and find out there isn't, that to live as if there isn't a native american god of corn and find out there is."

I love the narcissistic nature that my religious friends have. Their whole idea that they're aren't any other gods or deities in the world and they seem to be covering their bases by believing in their one god. They better hope there aren't any native american gods of corn, because if there are, then they're all pretty much fucked.
 
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Re: God doesn't believe in atheists....According to my aunts

God doesn't believe in Christians...

You know what, fuck it. I can't beat Laurens. That one was just too good.
 
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TheFlyingBastard said:
God doesn't believe in Christians...

You know what, fuck it. I can't beat Laurens. That one was just too good.
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Ditto that :lol:
 
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