Geeky Jokes

[CosmicJoghurt]

So here's a small geeky joke for ya.


So, a fractal and infinity walk into a bar. Infinity steps on the fractal's foot by mistake, and they start fighting.

- Stop it, you endless moronic monotonous piece of shit - says the fractal.

Infinity holds for a moment, and responds:

- Oh please, shut up, you're so full of yourself.




Got any more? Share, I'm bored.

 

[Laurens]

An atom runs into a bar in distress, exclaiming "the bastards they stole an electron off me!"

The barman says "calm down a second, are you sure?"

The atom replies "yes, I'm positive"

 

[Inferno]

 

[CosmicJoghurt]

A virtual particle walks into a bar.