Memeticemetic
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I'm sure most of us have had some amusing real life show-downs with god botherers, let's share a few and spread the lulz around.
When I was 15 or so I was in the process of having my first sexual experience with a lovely, and brazen, young woman who was simply determined to have her way (both in general and with me). While I was ineptly attempting to facilitate this process, the doorbell rang and I, in my youth and nervousness threw on my jeans and answered the door. No, I have no idea why this seemed like the thing to do, I was a kid, get off my back. Well, much to my dismay and chagrin there stood a pair of earnest believers come to spread the good word and interfere with my girlfriends plans to spread... other things. I stood there like a stammering fool for several minutes before my girlfriend, bless her, came to my rescue. Clad only in my T-shirt she opened the door more fully and said, sweetly as could be, "Please excuse us, we're trying to have pre-marital sex", and politely dragged me back inside to make good her promise.
If we get some more good stories I humbly submit we should sticky this thread.
When I was 15 or so I was in the process of having my first sexual experience with a lovely, and brazen, young woman who was simply determined to have her way (both in general and with me). While I was ineptly attempting to facilitate this process, the doorbell rang and I, in my youth and nervousness threw on my jeans and answered the door. No, I have no idea why this seemed like the thing to do, I was a kid, get off my back. Well, much to my dismay and chagrin there stood a pair of earnest believers come to spread the good word and interfere with my girlfriends plans to spread... other things. I stood there like a stammering fool for several minutes before my girlfriend, bless her, came to my rescue. Clad only in my T-shirt she opened the door more fully and said, sweetly as could be, "Please excuse us, we're trying to have pre-marital sex", and politely dragged me back inside to make good her promise.
If we get some more good stories I humbly submit we should sticky this thread.