Fun with horoscopes

[Giliell]

Or how to ruin your relationship in 2 easy steps

Well, just for the pure fun of it I read my horoscope in the TV programm, and because there was nothing better to do, my hubby's, too.
So, guess what we got
Mine told me to take lots of time for my hobby and tell my partner to basically shut off while I was at it.
Now, his said that he should spend lots of time with his partner and talk to her.

So, here are the two steps:
One: Read your horoscope
Two: Follow it to the letter

On a more serious note I'm wondering how many relationships have been ruined by such crap

 

[Pulsar]

I'm wondering how many relationships have been ruined by such crap

Look on the bright side: people who believe this crap shouldn't reproduce. Consider horoscopes as a form of natural selection

 

[Gnug215]

I'm wondering how many relationships have been ruined by such crap

Look on the bright side: people who believe this crap shouldn't reproduce. Consider horoscopes as a form of natural selection

LOL

Good one. That should go in the members' quotes section.

Also, Giliell, brilliant stuff.

 

[EricZombie]

I think we should make a game of it. Who can misinterpret their horoscope the most severely. I think it would be funny to see, since most horoscopes are vague to the point of insanity.
Here's my take on it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0shOKJNQm4

 

[MRaverz]

I checked today's Horoscope for my girlfriend and I, turns out it's pretty much the same as you got.

I'm an Aries and it's saying that I should stay inside today, hers is Leo and it's saying she should invite me over.

What do we do oh horoscope gods?

 

[Shaedys]

I checked today's Horoscope for my girlfriend and I, turns out it's pretty much the same as you got.

I'm an Aries and it's saying that I should stay inside today, hers is Leo and it's saying she should invite me over.

What do we do oh horoscope gods?

Get some outside horoscope people and pick up your house, you staying inside it, and attach it to her house, so you can walk to her inside from your inside.
The horoscope gods(ceiling cat?) will pay for it.

 

[MRaverz]

I checked today's Horoscope for my girlfriend and I, turns out it's pretty much the same as you got.

I'm an Aries and it's saying that I should stay inside today, hers is Leo and it's saying she should invite me over.

What do we do oh horoscope gods?

Get some outside horoscope people and pick up your house, you staying inside it, and attach it to her house, so you can walk to her inside from your inside.
The horoscope gods(ceiling cat?) will pay for it.

You Sir are a genius!

I best check the horoscope for people who 'are going to do a lot of work outside'.

 

[Giliell]

Here's another idea:
Take (sun) glases and add a small label at the inside of the glasses saying "inside"

I love horoscopes. I'm the typical stubborn capricorn. So is my mum (gemini) and my dad (aquarius). Maybe we're just a stubborn lot and one of us happens to be a capricorn.
And I'm always amazed that my mum in law share our horoscope when there are probably no two women so different in similar conditions on this planet :lol:

 

[nasher168]

If there were a scale that measured various personality attributes, your aggressiveness index would be off the charts today, Leo. This could be a really good day, if you need to do something where initiative, forthrightness and maybe even courage is required. If you're in a competitive situation of any kind, this planetary configuration is a winning combination. But if you have to go to what you expect to be a marginal performance review, or sit in the same room as someone you resent being within ten miles of, you may have problems.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
This is a first. Usually horoscopes make you able to interpret it in some way, shape or form that might perhaps be interpreted to seem accurate, but today there was absolutely nothing at all whatsoever that could conceivably fit with this horoscope...

Mind, I've only looked at my horoscope about 5 times in my entire life, so maybe it does happen quite often and astrology-believers are just in denial...

 

[Giliell]

Oh, self-fullfilling prophecy
Horoscope believers would get some kick for tasks that ask initiative and be extra-anxious with people they don't like, of course making them more uneasy themselves which might lead to an uproar in the course of time.
And it doesn't fit, just ignore it.
I'm always wondering why the horoscope tells my baby about her professional life, her financial affairs and her love-life :lol: