Favorite Creationist Saying/Argument

[JacobEvans]

What's your favorites?!

Mine is probably "I didn't come from no monkey!" followed closely by the facepalm inducing "If we all came from monkeys, well why are there still monkeys?!"

 

[DontHurtTheIntersect]

The always classy and facepalm inducing "Evoluton is just a theory".

 

[Ciraric]

"You're ignorant."

Personal favourite.

 

[theatheistguy]

"That's offensive." when used as if it were an argument.

 

[JacobEvans]

Oh I forgot!! "It takes just as much faith to believe in evolution as creationism"

 

[DontHurtTheIntersect]

"Evolution is just a religion"

Everyone must now post more than 1

 

[JacobEvans]

How about "let me tell you a story about how I was sick and then I got better, because of Jesus."

 

[Giliell]

Most stupid one (actual conversation with Jehova's Witnesses):
"Look at all the flowers, how beautiful they are! Havent you ever wondered how they came here?"
"No, that's because I planted them."

 

[Zylstra]

'But if there's no god, that means your rights just come from the masses and and your guns and there's no such thing as right or wrong, just what you think is right or wrong'

As this revelation to the idiot came long after I had argued these very realities, My response to this appeal to consequence:


'And? Is reality not to your liking? If you wanted your delusions left intact, you shouldn't have voiced them to someone smarter and more educated than you.'



OR


'can you prove there's NOT a god?!?!!!!!'

My response?

'I can prove YOUR god does not exist as you define and describe it. *epistemological argument against omniscience followed by list of biblical contradictions and evidence for the NT writers lying outright based on their poor knowledge of scripture'* Now, can you prove there's not an undetectable purple elephant sodomizing you with its trunk?

 

[Ciraric]

"Wouldn't you agree that if I raped your mother and sister then that would be evil?"

He was trying to appeal to morality.

 

[DontHurtTheIntersect]

"The evidence simply favors creationism".

 

[zakkro]

"Wouldn't you agree that if I raped your mother and sister then that would be evil?"

He was trying to appeal to morality.

Ah, I remember a YEC who was trying to argue from an "atheist's perspective' and tried to justify rape...

He said something along the lines of "If there was an ugly man who has never had a girlfriend, doesn't he deserve some love?" It was truly sickening.

 

[DontHurtTheIntersect]

If there was an ugly man who has never had a girlfriend, doesn't he deserve some love?

Damn, that is horrible.

He is so wrong; but not for the reason you might think. Ugly people don't deserve love, that's their punishment for being ugly.

 

[JacobEvans]

He is so wrong; but not for the reason you might think. Ugly people don't deserve love, that's their punishment for being ugly.

WIN

 

[ImprobableJoe]

"I have proof of God, can't you see it? All you have to do is go outside and look at the TREES!!! God made those trees, so God exists!"

 

[DontHurtTheIntersect]

"I have proof of God, can't you see it? All you have to do is go outside and look at the TREES!!! God made those trees, so God exists!"

Rebut with the same argument, only substituting Zeus for God.

 

[Zylstra]

'can you prove there's not a god?'

They've yet to prove that there's not an undetectable purple elephant sodomizing them with its trunk or that I am not god...

 

[Excidium]

My favorite is:
"well nothing comes from nothing, everything comes from something right!? That something cannot be described so it must be god!"

Or:
"The earths geological layers are the result of a biblical flood, which buried the animals and that's why you see fossils"

 

[theatheistguy]

My favorite is:
"well nothing comes from nothing, everything comes from something right!? That something cannot be described so it must be god!"

Correction, nothing comes from nothing, apart from god, and what he creates

 

[Zylstra]

My favorite is:
"well nothing comes from nothing, everything comes from something right!? That something cannot be described so it must be god!"

Correction, nothing comes from nothing, apart from god, and what he creates

All comes from (FS)M. I've 'proven' it before