Duvelthehobbit666
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I thought that it was Benjamin Franklin.BrainBlow said:
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Fake "Theist defeats atheist" stories.
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Mithcoriel
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Are we just takling about conversations where even the atheist's answers are completely fabricated?
Or do the ones where the conversation really took place and the creationist declared victory afterwards count too?
Cause there's the guy AronRa debated once, to which he made his video "Where did EVERYTHING come from", the guy Aron gave up on after three videos cause he was asking ridiculous things such as if we were human before we had eyes or if we had bladders before we had a way of emptying them. This creationist is now on the channel TheGoldenCrocoduck, ranting that he won the debate against Aron. (His argument being that Aron's answer that matter always existed doesn't make sense to him. Nevermind the creationist's own atrocious biology). He actually claims he "owns Aron's ass".
WARNING! Your brain will be in serious danger of damage if you click on the link, it is inadvisable.
I'm not entirely sure anymore if he might not be a poe at this stage...but Aron did debate him..well if nothing else he's certainly a troll.
Or do the ones where the conversation really took place and the creationist declared victory afterwards count too?
Cause there's the guy AronRa debated once, to which he made his video "Where did EVERYTHING come from", the guy Aron gave up on after three videos cause he was asking ridiculous things such as if we were human before we had eyes or if we had bladders before we had a way of emptying them. This creationist is now on the channel TheGoldenCrocoduck, ranting that he won the debate against Aron. (His argument being that Aron's answer that matter always existed doesn't make sense to him. Nevermind the creationist's own atrocious biology). He actually claims he "owns Aron's ass".
WARNING! Your brain will be in serious danger of damage if you click on the link, it is inadvisable.
I'm not entirely sure anymore if he might not be a poe at this stage...but Aron did debate him..well if nothing else he's certainly a troll.
Lurking_Logic
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I thought the story in the video was rather comical. Whoever thought of it didn't realize that if god is actually protecting our troops, he's either completely incompetent, or a bit vendictive and likes to let some of them die 4 teh luz. Seeing as how 5000 or so have died and countless more injured over the years, god must have dropped the ball over 9000 times on that one.
Also, I've seen many stories like this and I just have to ask... Why the fuck is it always a Marine? Don't they realize that they're are 4 other branches involved with these wars and each have lost personnel?
Also, I've seen many stories like this and I just have to ask... Why the fuck is it always a Marine? Don't they realize that they're are 4 other branches involved with these wars and each have lost personnel?
DepricatedZero
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See that's the litmus test. Marines are more disciplined than that.Eidolon said:
Nietzschian
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I havn't yet seen it mentioned, but perhaps I missed it. this is a video that was edited to make it look as if Richard Dawkins was left speechless after being asked a quetion during an inerview. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoXzF9zDy_k
The thing is he realised after the question was asked that this was the sort of thing a creationist would ask, and was trying to find a way out of getting into that debate. The thing is this was quite a simple question and Dawkins answers to this video on his site.
The thing is he realised after the question was asked that this was the sort of thing a creationist would ask, and was trying to find a way out of getting into that debate. The thing is this was quite a simple question and Dawkins answers to this video on his site.
Laurens
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Here's how creationists seem to think you win a debate.
1. Assert the same fallacies over and over and over again.
2. Don't listen to anything the opponent says, don't read any of the links they send you, just ignore them and keep asserting the same fallacies.
3. When your opponent gets sick, tired and downright frustrated with repeating themselves over and over, and eventually says that they don't want to carry on talking to an ignorant fool, you can claim an astounding victory.
1. Assert the same fallacies over and over and over again.
2. Don't listen to anything the opponent says, don't read any of the links they send you, just ignore them and keep asserting the same fallacies.
3. When your opponent gets sick, tired and downright frustrated with repeating themselves over and over, and eventually says that they don't want to carry on talking to an ignorant fool, you can claim an astounding victory.
)O( Hytegia )O(
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Eidolon said:
1) Marines + Coast Guard = Subsets of the Navy = Navy's Bitch
2) IT'S over9000!
3) The entire idea is that it's either a lie, or a greatly played story about how they beat out a college professor (by "College" I mean "High School" and by "Professor" I mean "Freshman").
But you have to admit - they've never lost a debate, though. It's impossible to beat stupidity.
ImprobableJoe
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Navy + Coast Guard = carry Marines around = Marines' designated driver/bitch.)O( Hytegia )O( said:
)O( Hytegia )O(
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ImprobableJoe said:Navy + Coast Guard = carry Marines around = Marines' designated driver/bitch.)O( Hytegia )O( said:
MARINES:
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment, Sir!
ImprobableJoe
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We never managed to get you guys to swap out the bell bottoms for a chauffeur's outfit, but I'm sure someone is still trying. :mrgreen:)O( Hytegia )O( said:
)O( Hytegia )O(
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Stay on target, Devil Dog.
Anyhow - 9/10 times it's bullshit.
Anyhow - 9/10 times it's bullshit.
ImprobableJoe
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Don't tell me about muzzle awareness, Squid.)O( Hytegia )O( said:
Anyhoo, the percentage is probably closer to 999/1000.
It reminds me of a bit on David Cross's CD "Shut Up, You FUCKING BABY!" where he talks about how all of the sort of morality tales that preachers feed to their crop are complete nonsense. You know the sort:
"I was talking to my nephew, and he was a little concerned about Heaven. He asked me 'is there a place in Heaven for snowboarders?' I told him of course, even snowboarders can accept Jesus and be saved!" That conversation NEVER happened!
I heard a similar story of that with the marine and the professor from a person I knew in university once. My reply was "Then what?" That kind of stumped him. So I made up the "real" ending for the story as someone very probably made up the original.
After the marine knocked out the professor one of the students sneaked out of the classroom and to the head masters office where he told the head master how the marine had assaulted their professor.The head master then called the police who in turn,since they were dealing with a military person, called the military police. And just to be sure because it seemed they were dealing with a deranged combat trained warrior they also called the local SWAT. All there law enforcement people then came and as the professor was coming to they stormed the classroom, cuffed the marine and probably tazered him too, just to be sure. The marine was charged with assault and conduct unbecoming of a member of the marine corp, sentenced to, because the military court wanted to make an example how it's not cool for marines to assault civiliansfor no apparent reason (I'd guess that the "I did it to prove God" defence didn't do well in court), several years in jail and was discharged from the corps.
What do we learn from this? A: It doesn't pay well to be a messanger from God. Unless you are preatching for donations and B: I can't really imagine those kinda of stories taken seriously by anyone but a believer.
After the marine knocked out the professor one of the students sneaked out of the classroom and to the head masters office where he told the head master how the marine had assaulted their professor.The head master then called the police who in turn,since they were dealing with a military person, called the military police. And just to be sure because it seemed they were dealing with a deranged combat trained warrior they also called the local SWAT. All there law enforcement people then came and as the professor was coming to they stormed the classroom, cuffed the marine and probably tazered him too, just to be sure. The marine was charged with assault and conduct unbecoming of a member of the marine corp, sentenced to, because the military court wanted to make an example how it's not cool for marines to assault civiliansfor no apparent reason (I'd guess that the "I did it to prove God" defence didn't do well in court), several years in jail and was discharged from the corps.
What do we learn from this? A: It doesn't pay well to be a messanger from God. Unless you are preatching for donations and B: I can't really imagine those kinda of stories taken seriously by anyone but a believer.