F**ked up dreams

[ajh]

i remember after getting my reconstructive surgery 2 years ago ( read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum ) i was knocked out by the oxycodone they gave me, and i had a dream where i was sitting in a dark room and poison gas was leaking in.i woke up grabbing at my throat.

oddly enough,it was one of the more peaceful dreams i've had in a long time....i can't wait to go under again,it's fuckin' weird and awesome and scary all at the same time;time slows down and shit,you lose your senses one by one...kind of like dying.

well that's enough massaging my emo gland for tonight. :lol:

 

[Lallapalalable]

last night I had a dream that I had a sheet of lsd about the size of a large index card, and I ripped off half and swallowed it after masticating it into a pulpy wad. it was semi-lucid, where I knew that I was dreaming but couldnt control myself. I started feeling 'bad', and decided to mow the lawn to calm down, and lucid me was screaming "oh dear god no, stop!" I woke up from what I think was me heading towards a group of people wielding the mower a la Dead Rising 2, not knowing if I shifted to a zombie dream or kept going with the 'tripping balls', about to commit manslaughter. It reminded me also of a series of dreams where I am being accused of a felony, and I probably did it. Just the anxiety of knowing your days are numbered that sticks with you after you wake up itself can ruin your day.

 

[DepricatedZero]

A few years ago I quit smoking, successfully, with the help of a drug called Chantix. One of the side affects of the drug was weird dreams(from the website, it lists "Sleep problems (trouble sleeping, changes in dreaming)" as a side effect, even.) This was within the bounds of normal for the drug.

No particular dream comes back to me, but for the 3-4 months I was on the drug I had constant, lucid, fucked up dreams. I was always aware within the dream and in a degree of control, which actually made it kind of fun, but they were also always completely weird. I would actually love a drug that just made me dream like that regularly, but maybe I'm weird. They also never faded from memory like normal dreams, granted I can't recount any atm

 

[Andiferous]

Thats exactly how it happened, as I can remember now, and I was freaked out for weeks (afraid of the skeleton in the bathroom,

Wait, wait. Back up. What? Was there actually one in there?

Sort of, the bathrooms in dreams usually don't have doors or stalls or toilets. That's one annoying bathroom.

 

[Andiferous]

We live each day with hope that one day, there will be spring, and we'll remember what the colour green looks like.

And the rest of us live each day with hope that one day you'll stop unnecessarily adding the letter 'u' in words that don't need it, like 'color'.

I like you actually, and don't see a reason to dispose of u regardless of market interference. Don't mistake my meaning.

 

[Lallapalalable]

I like you actually, and don't see a reason to dispose of u regardless of market interference. Don't mistake my meaning.

 

[Andiferous]

i'm probably fairly naive, but Lalla, I've got no idea what that bizarre gangsta image means in context. I guess it might contribute to some pretty messed up dreams, though.

 

[Lallapalalable]

Actually, it was the over-use of the word "Yo" in place of "You." I was just trying to get under your skin on the topic, but I guess this will just be all the more of a confusion after such a long time.


Now, for the dream:

I was working as a waiter a while back, and going through my posts I saw this thread and remembered a dream I had at the time. I was in my restaurant, which was now a nightclub complete with smoke machines, lasers and loud ass music. However, the clientele was the same as would be in the real setup (think a fancy McDonalds). I start my shift being told that I was sat with several tables who were now waiting for me to serve them. As I'm trying to get their orders, I just get more and more tables, until I just freak out and run out of the building. A few days pass, and I come back to find that not only do I have more tables waiting, but my original tables are still there getting more and more irate about how long it's taking for their food to come out (I'm guessing they may have thought about walking out after a week). I wake up, and a few nights later I come into the same god damned dream, only we're in the desert, its now also a Spencer's store (if you're not familiar, they provided all the decorations and liquor glasses for every frat house ever), and I have to track down a shoplifter that is both my brother and myself (but not two people). I don't know hao to describe the rest, just a confusing jumble of yelling at kids I think are stealing, angry customers, and a boss that's slowly realizing I'm stealing from the company. But then It turns out this was all in my basement and I was hallucinating the whole thing on expired matchbox cars and nerf balls that I was huffing from a bag. Weird lighting, ominous voice of my mother yelling at me in a shrill voice, and I wake up to find my alarm was about to hit fifteen solid minutes of going off.

 

[Laurens]

I had a rather odd dream last night in which my mother and I were driving along, and we came across some road works where they were building a "creationist hospital" - we got rather annoyed because there was no indication that the road was closed. Then we came across Dave Grohl who was standing outside the fence at the building site (and was apparently working on the construction). I made a remark about creationists being so stupid that they can't even close roads properly, and Dave Grohl said: "Yeah it's ridiculous, I wonder what their hostage policy is... It's probably just 'fuck it, smoke a joint'"

And that is all I recall...

 

[Lallapalalable]

I only wish I could have a dream like that.

 

[Laurens]

I only wish I could have a dream like that.

I have spent most of the day wondering what on Earth a creationist hospital would be like...

 

[WarK]

I have spent most of the day wondering what on Earth a creationist hospital would be like...

Just a church? They'd cast spells to heal people.

 

[ImprobableJoe]

Ummm...

I had a dream this morning that I was in a police station protecting a witness from assassins, and the assassins turned out to be immune to bullets and one of them was Michael Ironside circa Scanners and he tried to blow up my head with his scanner powers but I got away. Then I got to my canoe and canoed away until the water got too shallow, at which point I jumped on the top of a train and then down to the station when it stopped. Then a couple of kids helped me with my luggage that appeared from somewhere and I kept moving forward, knowing that somewhere behind me there was an angry Canadian character actor with psychic powers and a score to settle.

 

[malicious_bloke]

I only wish I could have a dream like that.

I have spent most of the day wondering what on Earth a creationist hospital would be like...

[Youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0[/Youtube]

Not exactly creotarded but close enough...

 

[CommonEnlightenment]

 

[Lallapalalable]

My birthday was yesterday (god damn it, third year in a row I did not receive mass praise from you people), and of course we went to the bar two blocks from my house and drank just everything. After I passed out, I dreamed that there was this stand up comedian not telling jokes but rather his act consisted of him swallowing this solution, straight out of a test tube no less, and slowly changing from normal white dude to Indian. And the transition wasn't smooth, but I would see him, then it would cut to the audience laughing, then go back to him, slightly different in appearance, then back to the audience enjoying his newest alterations just a little too much. I didn't find it funny, but it was interesting, so I was pretty vested in watching the whole thing. Unfortunately, before he completed his transformation I woke up and made a sacrifice to the porcelain gods.

 

[Lallapalalable]

Not exactly creotarded but close enough...

fixxxed.

For Youtube embedding, you just need the part of the URL after the "v=", in this case "HMGIbOGu8q0". And as for the video, yeah, not the same car but traveling on the same highway.

 

[Lallapalalable]

Chinese food and a Reese's PB cup before bed will give you some interesting dreams:

So Kyle Brovlofski and I are on a flight to somewhere, when suddenly the plane crashes, only seconds after takeoff. We get out and see we crashed on a snowy mountainside, with another jet carcass right below us. We walk around to see Cartman is throwing snowballs at recently airborne jets and making them crash, he builds a nice pile of four or five before we call him an asshole and tell him to stop, to which he gives some sort of Cartman-ish reply about kissing his ass, as he brings down yet another plane (with the same pilot and passengers that our original flight was made of, and I see them going back up the slope to try again). We move on, saying how he'll cause an avalanche if he doesn't knock it off, and sure enough, the whole mountainside starts to fall. Kyle and I then hop onto a boulder just as our portion of the ground gives way, and I just remember bracing for dear life as what I am sure was more than I could survive came crashing towards me, cursing the name Eric Cartman. Then I wake up.

 

[Inferno]

Funny that this would have a new post...
I'm terrified of snakes, to the point where I get panic attacks if one is too close. I can control it, but only if I'm prepared.
So tonight I dreamt that there were snakes in my apartment. When I got up during the night to pee, I didn't get straight up and walk to the bathroom. No. First, I turned on the light to see if there were any snakes around. Only THEN did I go to the bathroom.
Now understand that I'm currently in Sweden and it's like 5,°C outside. How the frick would there be snakes in this apartment?

 

[televator]

Chinese food and a Reese's PB cup before bed will give you some interesting dreams:

So Kyle Brovlofski and I are on a flight to somewhere, when suddenly the plane crashes, only seconds after takeoff. We get out and see we crashed on a snowy mountainside, with another jet carcass right below us. We walk around to see Cartman is throwing snowballs at recently airborne jets and making them crash, he builds a nice pile of four or five before we call him an asshole and tell him to stop, to which he gives some sort of Cartman-ish reply about kissing his ass, as he brings down yet another plane (with the same pilot and passengers that our original flight was made of, and I see them going back up the slope to try again). We move on, saying how he'll cause an avalanche if he doesn't knock it off, and sure enough, the whole mountainside starts to fall. Kyle and I then hop onto a boulder just as our portion of the ground gives way, and I just remember bracing for dear life as what I am sure was more than I could survive came crashing towards me, cursing the name Eric Cartman. Then I wake up.

Please tell me you woke up shouting said curses to Eric Cartman.

I've had that happen a few times. One I can remember most was saying "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" really loudly... It was especially weird, because I completed the phrase as I was waking up. I heard myself saying it and felt my lips making all the motions.