Experiment to find the Vegetrón...

[ImprobableJoe]

So, what is it, and how do we find it? Is it an alternate spelling of a Douglas Adams-created alien race? Is it a sub-atomic particle that makes kids dislike broccoli and Brussels sprouts? Is it a hulk/tranformer hybrid created by S.H.I.E.L.D with funding by Cyberdyne? A Vegan robot from Canuckistan, a vegetarian progressive grindcore band? And is the vegetarian restaurant in Canada a front organization for one or more of these things?

Enquiring minds want to know!!

 

[kenandkids]

The vegetron is many things to many people grasshopper...

 

[DepricatedZero]

Wait, what?

 

[Welshidiot]

The Vegetrà³n is the device that produces the signal that tv companies use to make people enjoy "reality" programming.

Sorry that should be "enjoy"....

 

[ImprobableJoe]

The vegetron is many things to many people grasshopper...

Are grasshoppers vegetarian?

 

[televator]

The Veegtron is what allows sperm to move toward eggs. Without it, there can be no life.

Am I doing this right, or am I spouting heresy?

 

[ImprobableJoe]

The Veegtron is what allows sperm to move toward eggs. Without it, there can be no life.

Am I doing this right, or am I spouting heresy?

You're absolutely doing it wrong, since we're talking about the Vegetron. Also, if there were heresy involved, you'd have to SPROUT it, in order to stick with the vegetable theme.

 

[Thomas Doubting]

You all got it wrong.. the Veegtron is a machine which calculates the perfect amount of spices for a meal.

 

[televator]

You're absolutely doing it wrong, since we're talking about the Vegetron. Also, if there were heresy involved, you'd have to SPROUT it, in order to stick with the vegetable theme.

Is "Veegtroning" something you do with your hands then? Like when you pluck "Veegs" from the ground.

 

[kenandkids]

Is "Veegtroning" something you do with your hands then? Like wen you pluck "Veegs" from the ground.

I had an ex that liked to turn up techno music, grab a cucumber and some lube, and... well... I think she was vegetroning

 

[Prolescum]

Armageddon: The Musical

Elvis Presley takes a trip with Barry the time-travelling sprout to save Earth (the galaxy's most watched reality TV show "Earthers" is set there, although the ratings dropped somewhat after the apocalypse). I think Barry comes from the planet Vegetron, it's been some years since reading it...

 

[Lallapalalable]

The Vegetron is a massive robot employed by the police of the Kanto region of Japan to defend soy fields from privateers and natural disasters. Runs on soy-based biofuels, and therefore is bound to protect the fields for its own survival. Unlike many mechs, this one is not piloted by androgenous 14 year-olds but rather is a fully self efficient machine, and can thus accomplish its missions without angsty quips. There are currently only three (legally) issued Vegetrons under one model, however each one is uniquely modified to suit it for its particular domain. Plans to commercialize the Vegetron are currently unknown.