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evolution is 100% fal$e!
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)O( Hytegia )O(
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C-c-c-combo breaker!
Someone had to say it.
The problem is... This is the greatest sceme ever devised - because it's a legitimate plot. By doing this, the organization will never be able to file for tax exemption, and must pay taxes just as a regular business. But they are still using this as a fuel for their religion because it's a profit organization.
Quite the conundrum.
Someone had to say it.
The problem is... This is the greatest sceme ever devised - because it's a legitimate plot. By doing this, the organization will never be able to file for tax exemption, and must pay taxes just as a regular business. But they are still using this as a fuel for their religion because it's a profit organization.
Quite the conundrum.
FaithlessThinker
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They need to create an amusement park business to convince the world about the literal truth of the bible. Wow.
Krazyskooter
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Anyone else notice Ham sidestep the question on whether or not the park was going to be used to convert people? It's an obvious goal, but if he had said yes to that question wouldn't it have eliminated their chance for government funding for their park?
If anything, seeing the life size scale model will be proof enough to most people that it couldn't possibly be true.
They'll see this stupid thing sitting there and think "I've been to a zoo before and you couldn't POSSIBLY fit two of every animal that I saw into this rinky-dink piece of shit".
They'll see this stupid thing sitting there and think "I've been to a zoo before and you couldn't POSSIBLY fit two of every animal that I saw into this rinky-dink piece of shit".
kenandkids
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I wish I knew how to upload a picture from my comp... Hamm looks just like the "after" pictures in a particular series of photos of a woman after prolonged meth use...
RigelKentaurusA
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It would be wonderful if this backfires.
"You mean... they put millions of species of animals and food for them all in... that? It's no bigger than an aircraft carrier."
"You mean... they put millions of species of animals and food for them all in... that? It's no bigger than an aircraft carrier."
)O( Hytegia )O(
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Exactly.
"But... But where did they store the food for millions of animals for a course of 10 days?"
"But... But where did they store the food for millions of animals for a course of 10 days?"
FaithlessThinker
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With God, nothing is impossible.
At least, that's what they say...
At least, that's what they say...
Anachronous Rex
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They just ate the dinosaurs as they dropped off one by one...)O( Hytegia )O( said:
Laurens
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I have an idea, once they build the scale model of the ark, they can do a test. See if it is possible for one family to cram it full of representatives from millions of different species in a short time period, and then see if it can actually sail.
Heck, I'd pay to see that.
Heck, I'd pay to see that.
RigelKentaurusA said:
Actually it's quite a bit smaller than an average aircraft carrier.
Ever tried to launch of an f-14 off 150m of runway? That sure doesn't go over well.
The very first aircraft carrier ever (HMS argus, says wikipedia) was 173 meters in length. Just a little bit longer than the ark was mythed to be. The enterprise supercarrier, by comparison, is 340 meters in length. You could easily fit a couple of arks end to end on it's launch deck.
obsidianavenger
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can you even imagine what he must be thinking? LOOK AT THIS ARK PEOPLE ITS HUGE THE BIBLE IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE. his brain must work really hard to keep him happy 
The "funny" part is that when the myth was "created" the people authoring/propagating it probably wanted to come up with something inconceivably big.
The biggest boat those nerf-herders ever saw was probably 15 meters long, so, over a good bong, they'd be:
Dude 1: "Dude, the boat would be like massive, like twice as long as that, 30 meters, man!"
Dude 2: "Ok, 30 meters would give us room for sheep, rabbits, scorpions and... what's left? Camels! Right."
Dude 3: "That totally isn't big enough. Camels are, like, big and shit."
Dude 1: "Dude, it would be like three times as long, man!"
Dude 2: "Wait, I forgot about cows and pigs. Fuck!"
Dude 3: "Bullshit and pigshit, man! Noah would totally need more room for food and shit."
Dude 1: "Five times, man!!"
Dude 2: "Would birds go in the ark? Couldn't they just fly?"
Dude 3: "They'd be tired of flying after 10 days."
Dude 2: "I thought it was 40 days?"
Dude 1: "Dude! 50 days!"
Dude 2: "Ok, 50, but we need some room for birds too. Oh wait, what about insects?"
Dude 3: "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Dude 1: "Dude! 150 meters long!"
Dude 3: "Ok, Rick, now you're really stretching it."
One could only imagine the massive ape-shittery if these boinkheads were magically brought into the present and saw a 400+ meter long steel ship.
The pure myth-ness of this crap is just so outrageously obvious and pathetic.
The biggest boat those nerf-herders ever saw was probably 15 meters long, so, over a good bong, they'd be:
Dude 1: "Dude, the boat would be like massive, like twice as long as that, 30 meters, man!"
Dude 2: "Ok, 30 meters would give us room for sheep, rabbits, scorpions and... what's left? Camels! Right."
Dude 3: "That totally isn't big enough. Camels are, like, big and shit."
Dude 1: "Dude, it would be like three times as long, man!"
Dude 2: "Wait, I forgot about cows and pigs. Fuck!"
Dude 3: "Bullshit and pigshit, man! Noah would totally need more room for food and shit."
Dude 1: "Five times, man!!"
Dude 2: "Would birds go in the ark? Couldn't they just fly?"
Dude 3: "They'd be tired of flying after 10 days."
Dude 2: "I thought it was 40 days?"
Dude 1: "Dude! 50 days!"
Dude 2: "Ok, 50, but we need some room for birds too. Oh wait, what about insects?"
Dude 3: "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Dude 1: "Dude! 150 meters long!"
Dude 3: "Ok, Rick, now you're really stretching it."
One could only imagine the massive ape-shittery if these boinkheads were magically brought into the present and saw a 400+ meter long steel ship.
The pure myth-ness of this crap is just so outrageously obvious and pathetic.
Ad Initium
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Quote: "The first time Noah's Arc was build, he did it without any governements subsidy" (<think I got that last word wrong?)
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Seriously ... I'd be frecking furious if I lived in Kentucky as an Atheist and see Gov fund's flood in BS like this.
The worst part of it, ... or perhaps even the best part, ... is that these christians are lying like Hell. They know they are lying like Hell, they know no Atheist will be going to that stupid park.
The only reason they want that park is to drain money from their own followers from their own community, enriching themselves and/or their own religious organisation,... knowing, ... their own community is to stupid to realize that, and only believe their minister's who at the same time preach to their follower's to aid this project because it will bring more unbeliever's to faith.
Seriously ... a true scale model?
So all the world's creatures will fit in that thing, 1 female 1 male?
Did they bother to tell those 150 builder's, or the 800-900 jobs in the park, ... if their is a next flood, ... they will all drown because HEY SUCKA, .... we need to fit all the ant types and all the scorpions and all the mamals, ... your family dont fit in this contraption. Go to frecking Hell.
Man ... SERIOUSLY? These thing's get me SO MAD, ... There is something really wrong in the USA. Some parts of the USA are just as bad as the Taliban or any other religious area filled with extreemists. These selfcentered believer's are NO DIFFERENT to me like those islamic terrorists that flew themselves into the twin tower's.
I really see only one solution to ever get rid of them, ... and that is to abord every child in the belly of any believer. So eventually they will die out, to gether with their ignorant believes.
I believe in a world Equilibrium without Religion:
... ofcourse having emotion's (unlike the movie) would be nice.
But the reason THIS society came to be, in this movie .... I consider a MORE just cause then following some piece of paper and claim it holy.
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Seriously ... I'd be frecking furious if I lived in Kentucky as an Atheist and see Gov fund's flood in BS like this.
The worst part of it, ... or perhaps even the best part, ... is that these christians are lying like Hell. They know they are lying like Hell, they know no Atheist will be going to that stupid park.
The only reason they want that park is to drain money from their own followers from their own community, enriching themselves and/or their own religious organisation,... knowing, ... their own community is to stupid to realize that, and only believe their minister's who at the same time preach to their follower's to aid this project because it will bring more unbeliever's to faith.
Seriously ... a true scale model?
So all the world's creatures will fit in that thing, 1 female 1 male?
Did they bother to tell those 150 builder's, or the 800-900 jobs in the park, ... if their is a next flood, ... they will all drown because HEY SUCKA, .... we need to fit all the ant types and all the scorpions and all the mamals, ... your family dont fit in this contraption. Go to frecking Hell.
Man ... SERIOUSLY? These thing's get me SO MAD, ... There is something really wrong in the USA. Some parts of the USA are just as bad as the Taliban or any other religious area filled with extreemists. These selfcentered believer's are NO DIFFERENT to me like those islamic terrorists that flew themselves into the twin tower's.
I really see only one solution to ever get rid of them, ... and that is to abord every child in the belly of any believer. So eventually they will die out, to gether with their ignorant believes.
I believe in a world Equilibrium without Religion:
... ofcourse having emotion's (unlike the movie) would be nice.
But the reason THIS society came to be, in this movie .... I consider a MORE just cause then following some piece of paper and claim it holy.
i think it would be hilarious if someone complained about THAT ark not being accurate enough cause they build it with modern techniques, that they then build it by hand and simple materials and on the first day of the park it collapses and crushes the dumb smucks ken ham and its idiot investors ( riding the world of some stupidity).
that would be so poetic justice, that it would almost be divine... and it would be interesting to see that after such a "tradegy" would think Noah's flood is feasible.
that would be so poetic justice, that it would almost be divine... and it would be interesting to see that after such a "tradegy" would think Noah's flood is feasible.
