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Everyone is Psychic

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JustBusiness17

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It seems to me that everyone on the planet has the ability to know what other people are thinking when strong emotions are involved (provided these people have known each other long enough).

I also believe reptilians were responsible for both 9/11 and the BP Oil Spill but they only did it because they were upset that a human was accepted into the board of directors for the New World Order.

I don't have proof for anything but I label all my beliefs as 'fact' therefore you should accept my beliefs without evidence. Critical thinking was only practical before I was born and should be rejected now that I'm on the internet! Let it be known that when I die and join Jesus in heaven as the only "tops" in an eternal orgy, every observation should be explained based on my supernatural intervention. Naturalistic explanations must no longer be pursued! Allow subservience to enter your lives and look forward to the day that I fuck you after death :mrgreen:
 
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DTBeast

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what about autistic people especially asperger syndrome sufferers? they have a difficult time relating to people and understanding social queues. Does this mean that they are not Psychic? Could it be that the vaccines that give people autism are really a dark conspiracy to suppress peoples innate psychic powers!?!?!?! mind = destroyed!
 
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JustBusiness17

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DTBeast said:
what about autistic people especially asperger syndrome sufferers? they have a difficult time relating to people and understanding social queues. Does this mean that they are not Psychic? Could it be that the vaccines that give people autism are really a dark conspiracy to suppress peoples innate psychic powers!?!?!?! mind = destroyed!
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There are only three possibilities:
1- The dark conspiracy that you pointed out
2- These people block and deny their own abilities
3- I have placed a permanent psychic barrier around their minds using my own (superior) psychic abilities
 
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DTBeast

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JustBusiness17 said:
3- I have placed a permanent psychic barrier around their minds using my own (superior) psychic abilities
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you would do that, too, put a psychic shield around a poor baby's mind, cutting him off from the over world mind global consciousness
 
Commander Eagle

Commander Eagle

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JustBusiness17 said:
Commander Eagle said:
I knew you were going to say that.
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I subconsciously made both of your say both of those things because I knew it would amuse me :lol:
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I consciously forced you into manipulating both myself and ImprobableJoe into saying those things just to demonstrate my psychic superiority.
 
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Case

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Pulsar

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I swear, I'm not kidding: I was thinking about Paolo Conte (I have an Italian exam tomorrow) , I turned on the radio, and whaddayaknow, it's Paolo Conte!!!
I'm so psychic! Really, I did not see this coming... oh, wait.
 
Commander Eagle

Commander Eagle

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No, seriously. We got a can of spam, because no one in the family had had it before, and fried it. Everyone thought it was disgusting, but one of the mini-Commanders cut up their slice and threw it to the cat, who ate it. He loved it, and spent the rest of the meal trying to climb up on the table to get to the rest (we were trying to limit how much he got because it's not healthy for cats). We left the kitchen for a moment, leaving a pan of spam still frying on the stove, and came back to find him on the counter, pawing at the skillet and yowling that it was too hot for him to get at the spam.
 
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