Creationists versus Evolutionists - The Game

[Tylzen]

Day zero,
In the beginning I created the game world.
This thread will be locked, and only participants of the game can post FYI.

These are the participants.

• Tylzen
• GeologyJack
• LRkun
• Clotifoth
• lwatson74
• DeathofSpeech
• nasher168
• Private_slim
• Undeath
• sgrunterundt
• Dora
• MineMineMine
• OGjimkenobi

To the participants, no posting is allowed before I say so.

 

[Tylzen]

"Welcome to the Southern Virgin Sandwich Island!", the sign says at the capitol Sandwicho.
After the former Governor DonExodus had been chased off by the local population for trying to sell magical sandwiches with extraordinary promises.
The island had been flung into chaos, and they fought for their independence against their former homeland, Andorra!
After a 2 min long battle, the Andorrian troops, a total of three, had fled.
Now the time has come to establish a government, and with that a science curriculum has to be formed.
The problem is there is a covert group of creationists, that wants to stop evolution from being thought to the people of Sandwicho.
Unknown in numbers they are using the cover of the night to frame evolutionists and having them removed from Sandwicho so that they can take control of the science curriculum.
It is now up to the evolutionists of Sandwicho to figure out who are the creationists and have them removed from the island before they succeed with their diabolic scheme.
But the evolutionists are firm believers in democracy, so they must agree by a vote of majority of who has to be removed from Sandwicho at the town hall during the day..

The national flag of Sandwicho

Let the game begin.

It is day one...

 

[Dora]

*stands on the soapbox*

My fellow Sandwichons
Now that we have driven the oppressors from our shore it is time to establish our own government.
As you know, science knowledge skills are key to any education system and our development as a nation.
We need to increase the number of engineers, doctors, and other professionals in order to strengthen our competitiveness and enhance development. All these objectives require high competency in the scientific method.

This cannot wait any longer, the more we wait, the further we will be removed from creating the ultimate Southern Virgin Sandwich

I therefor blame all of you that thusfar have not come into action !
Yes , GeologyJack, LRkun, Clotifoth, lwatson74, DeathofSpeech, nasher168, Private_slim, Undeath, sgrunterundt, MineMineMine and OGjimkenobi, I AM LOOKING AT YOU!

 

[lrkun]

@Dora, I agree, therefore it is essential that everyone do their best and fill in the necessary roles, as soon as possible.

Nevertheless, it is necessary that there must be grounds before you lay blame to your fellow country men. Therefore evidence must be provided before sanctioning our fellow men and women.

 

[DeathofSpeech]

*stands on the soapbox*

My fellow Sandwichons
Now that we have driven the oppressors from our shore it is time to establish our own government.
As you know, science knowledge skills are key to any education system and our development as a nation.
We need to increase the number of engineers, doctors, and other professionals in order to strengthen our competitiveness and enhance development. All these objectives require high competency in the scientific method.

This cannot wait any longer, the more we wait, the further we will be removed from creating the ultimate Southern Virgin Sandwich

I therefor blame all of you that thusfar have not come into action !
Yes , GeologyJack, LRkun, Clotifoth, lwatson74, DeathofSpeech, nasher168, Private_slim, Undeath, sgrunterundt, MineMineMine and OGjimkenobi, I AM LOOKING AT YOU!

Can't a fella just have a quiet sandwich in peace during his lunch?
Sigh... I must admit, DonExodus made a tasty Chicken Salad Sandwich even if it didn't enable me to recite Jack Pumpernickleson's cafe scene in Five Cheesy Pieces.
I can forgive him for that, but not for what he did to our beloved country.
I think you seem a bit rash and eager Dora. You were close friends with DonExodus at one time weren't you?
How can we be certain of the motives of someone so brash and hasty?
I suggest you're just full of ham and cheese.

 

[lrkun]

WHy do you assume that both were close at one point in time? Of course one can reason that intuition says that it is so.

 

[DeathofSpeech]

@Dora, I agree, therefore it is essential that everyone do their best and fill in the necessary roles, as soon as possible.

Nevertheless, it is necessary that there must be grounds before you lay blame to your fellow country men. Therefore evidence must be provided before sanctioning our fellow men and women.

Here Here!!
Well spoken. We must have grounds for our beef as surely as we have grounds for our coffee!

 

[DeathofSpeech]

WHy do you assume that both were close at one point in time? Of course one can reason that intuition says that it is so.

It is not merely some point in time but their very alphabetic proximity. Dora and Donexodus... and myself close enough to both to see this truth.
Then there was the lettuce missing from the Treasury with Dora's sandwiches never at a loss for condiments and greens.

I'm not saying that this is proof but it has the smell of too ripe Limburger with onions.

 

[lrkun]

To be certain, do you believe that it is so, or do you prefer to wait until you find proof?

 

[DeathofSpeech]

To be certain, do you believe that it is so, or do you prefer to wait until you find proof?

I may have my notions, but to be certain without having something I can really sink my teeth into would be like opening the wine before deciding on the meal.

 

[lrkun]

I see. Therefore I am of the same opinion.

 

[Dora]

It is not merely some point in time but their very alphabetic proximity. Dora and Donexodus... and myself close enough to both to see this truth.
Then there was the lettuce missing from the Treasury with Dora's sandwiches never at a loss for condiments and greens.

I'm not saying that this is proof but it has the smell of too ripe Limburger with onions.

The alphabet will not save you !

I merely have 2 letters in common with the faul sandwich fiend you are trying to link me to.
You on the other hand have the D O E S and common and by your own logic are closer to him than I ever will be.

Agreed, I have worked with Don Exodus in public, you were seen eating sandwiches on the beach wiht our nation's foe on a regular basis.

It makes me cry out "Hypocrite"

A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague."

 

[Dora]

To be certain, do you believe that it is so, or do you prefer to wait until you find proof?

I am fully prepared to wait for the proof, inaction to rebuild our great nation is of course also proof of something malicious !

 

[lrkun]

I see, if inaction is proof of something malicious, then I'll start a school for the purposes of educating the masses. Therefore I am no longer malicious.

 

[Dora]

I may have my notions, but to be certain without having something I can really sink my teeth into would be like opening the wine before deciding on the meal.

Unless the wine is an apéritif I must concede
My eagerness is merely because I have the best interest of our nation at heart.

 

[lrkun]

Because I'm the only teacher at the moment, I need volunteers to teach different subjects. You can choose that which you wish to promote, provided that it is useful to society. Therefore, come one and come all, for the future of our nation.

 

[DeathofSpeech]

It is not merely some point in time but their very alphabetic proximity. Dora and Donexodus... and myself close enough to both to see this truth.
Then there was the lettuce missing from the Treasury with Dora's sandwiches never at a loss for condiments and greens.

I'm not saying that this is proof but it has the smell of too ripe Limburger with onions.

The alphabet will not save you !

I merely have 2 letters in common with the faul sandwich fiend you are trying to link me to.
You on the other hand have the D O E S and common and by your own logic are closer to him than I ever will be.

Agreed, I have worked with Don Exodus in public, you were seen eating sandwiches on the beach wiht our nation's foe on a regular basis.

I was seen buying the chicken salad sandwiches he swore to me would make me as ruggedly uncompromising as Jack Pumpernickleson... Alas, I may be a fool, but I am the victim in this and I am resolved to be a victim no more. Perhaps you did only your duty, but you still have much to answer for your Kaiser roll in the Tuna Party Melt.

It makes me cry out "Hypocrite"

A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague."

"Tis too much proved--that with devotion's visage. And pious action we do sugar o'er. The deviled-ham-self" - Dillspear , Omelet 3(1)

 

[DeathofSpeech]

I may have my notions, but to be certain without having something I can really sink my teeth into would be like opening the wine before deciding on the meal.

Unless the wine is an apéritif I must concede
My eagerness is merely because I have the best interest of our nation at heart.

Anyone who knows to keep their wine corked and keeps the hope for our great nation in mind surely can't be evil.
I relish the moment when the grain of our nation can be whole again.

 

[sgrunterundt]

I see, if inaction is proof of something malicious, then I'll start a school for the purposes of educating the masses. Therefore I am no longer malicious.

Pah! We have seen that before. Education is not necessarily good. It needs to be good education. You would just make your school to spread creationist lies.

That you are a creationist is easily seen by your faulty logic of denying the antecedent. If inaction is proof of malice it does not follow that action is proof of innocence.

 

[lrkun]

I see, if inaction is proof of something malicious, then I'll start a school for the purposes of educating the masses. Therefore I am no longer malicious.

Pah! We have seen that before. Education is not necessarily good. It needs to be good education. You would just make your school to spread creationist lies.

That you are a creationist is easily seen by your faulty logic of denying the antecedent. If inaction is proof of malice it does not follow that action is proof of innocence.

You misunderstand, have you read my previous post?

Because I'm the only teacher at the moment, I need volunteers to teach different subjects. You can choose that which you wish to promote, provided that it is useful to society. Therefore, come one and come all, for the future of our nation.

So you're saying that you're an evolutionist, if via your claim, teaching creation is lies?