Creation "science" is srs bsns

[Merc]

I don't know whether to post this over on the YouTube forum or here, since technically it falls into both categories. I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but if not then have a gander at this hilarious gem. This is a parody of creationism but it brings up several valid points on issues that some creationists truly believe. LOL


"God must've chosen to 'decay' all of the world's radioactive atoms in weird, unpredictable ways to test the faith of scientists he knew he would be creating much later. But instead of just explaining that obvious truth to deluded Darwinists, we need our own dating method. For example, praying over rocks and just asking Gold how old they are. That's the kind of rigorous methodology we need to finally crush the blasphemy of evolution."

 

[Artsysiridean]

But it turns out Scientists actually like big word, and frankly they just weren't impressed.

Insta-classic.

 

[Mapp]

Edward Current is a comic genius. It takes an incredible amount of acumen to parody a creationist without sounding exactly like a regular creationists. Current is actually able to caricature the caricature in a way that even some theists get. He's the Stephen Colbert of fundamentalism. I also like how, when watched in sequence, his videos start slowly revealing things about his character. Like the fact that the character is a closeted homosexual who may be molesting members of his youth group, and viewing underage male pornography. Or the fact that his wife despises him, and his only real love is his kitty who is incapable of judging him simply because it can't speak or escape. Or the fact that he actually is secretly quite distressed about contradictions in the Bible, but is incapable of addressing them honestly. There's some very telling stuff between the lines about the dangers fundamentalist Christianity poses to the psyche, along with the lampooning of their ridiculous beliefs. Which again, just proves that he's pure comic gold.