In my old age of 27, I've effectively given up on arguing with theists seriously. It's an exercise in frustration most of the time and the age old saying "You can't fix stupid" applies often to the situation.
So I've decided to create my own counter-religion to basically make theists, specifically Abrahamists (Christians, Jews and Muslims), to just kind of leave me alone in frustration. Now I had flirted with this when working with this Catholic guy where I just started rewritting Christianity and informing him about why he was wrong. Now this was a guy who would just laugh off any debate and say stupid stuff in a semi-trolling way but this method actually got me to produce headaches and discomfort in him so I kind of squirreled it away.
Now I think I'm ready to create the Codex Brutalis (anyone who knows Latin and can give me the proper word for Brutality would be great), an all encompassing religion that makes all other religions out to be sects of itself.
Now I want to start with a Genesis like book, then maybe do a Revelation right after. I kind of want to cover the major stuff Abrahamists bring up so I can very quickly counter with the "true way".
Any Muslims (ex Muslims) or Jews (or... well, I guess you can't exactly be an ex-Jew, but you can be an atheist Jew... damn racial religions confusing stuff) have any input on their own religious text and what books I may want to "redo" for comedic purpose?
I'm basically starting with the premise that all gods are splinters of the one true brutal God and that the Abrahamic God is actually a Cyborg T-Rex made with all the finest Dinosaur technology who has a broken communication dish which is why the Bible, Koran and Torah aren't quite right.
So I've decided to create my own counter-religion to basically make theists, specifically Abrahamists (Christians, Jews and Muslims), to just kind of leave me alone in frustration. Now I had flirted with this when working with this Catholic guy where I just started rewritting Christianity and informing him about why he was wrong. Now this was a guy who would just laugh off any debate and say stupid stuff in a semi-trolling way but this method actually got me to produce headaches and discomfort in him so I kind of squirreled it away.
Now I think I'm ready to create the Codex Brutalis (anyone who knows Latin and can give me the proper word for Brutality would be great), an all encompassing religion that makes all other religions out to be sects of itself.
Now I want to start with a Genesis like book, then maybe do a Revelation right after. I kind of want to cover the major stuff Abrahamists bring up so I can very quickly counter with the "true way".
Any Muslims (ex Muslims) or Jews (or... well, I guess you can't exactly be an ex-Jew, but you can be an atheist Jew... damn racial religions confusing stuff) have any input on their own religious text and what books I may want to "redo" for comedic purpose?
I'm basically starting with the premise that all gods are splinters of the one true brutal God and that the Abrahamic God is actually a Cyborg T-Rex made with all the finest Dinosaur technology who has a broken communication dish which is why the Bible, Koran and Torah aren't quite right.