Me: Jesus Christ.
Sister: You shouldn't say that?
Me: What?
Sister: Jesus
Me:... why?
Sister: Because it's blasphemy. You shouldn't blaspheme
Me: I don't believe in God, therefore I'm not blaspheming
Sister:[louder] you don't believe in God. You should believe in God.
Me: Why?
Sister: Because believing in God makes you live longer
Me: No it doesn't
Sister: Yes it does.
(The above continues for about three minutes)
Me: Are you joking? You can't just make stuff up Sister, believing in God does not make you live longer.
Sister: Yes it does, look a [our great grandmother].
Me:... Our great grandmother lived a tribal lifestyle for most of her life. She didn't eat fast food, her diet was healthy, she didn't smoke, and because of her lifestyle she was very healthy. Not only that, but she never caught any serious diseases and in the later parts of her life, she was able to have access to good western medicine. That's why she lived until she was 95, not because she believed in God. And besides, even though she lived until 95 and believed in God, doesn't mean that everyone who believes in God will live until their 95.
Sister: You shouldn't say that?
Me: What?
Sister: Jesus
Me:... why?
Sister: Because it's blasphemy. You shouldn't blaspheme
Me: I don't believe in God, therefore I'm not blaspheming
Sister:[louder] you don't believe in God. You should believe in God.
Me: Why?
Sister: Because believing in God makes you live longer
Me: No it doesn't
Sister: Yes it does.
(The above continues for about three minutes)
Me: Are you joking? You can't just make stuff up Sister, believing in God does not make you live longer.
Sister: Yes it does, look a [our great grandmother].
Me:... Our great grandmother lived a tribal lifestyle for most of her life. She didn't eat fast food, her diet was healthy, she didn't smoke, and because of her lifestyle she was very healthy. Not only that, but she never caught any serious diseases and in the later parts of her life, she was able to have access to good western medicine. That's why she lived until she was 95, not because she believed in God. And besides, even though she lived until 95 and believed in God, doesn't mean that everyone who believes in God will live until their 95.