Chemtrails

[Laurens]

Contrails are a conspiracy, but not in the way most people think. They are, in fact a conspiracy to keep us distracted from the real conspiracy which is the fact that every politician and head of state ever is actually the same person - Elvis, who is a shape shifting alien of course. This shit goes deep maaaan.

 

[Deleted member 1004]

Here's a good site for more information: http://contrailscience.com/contrail-or-chemtrail/

If that doesn't settle this I don't know what will. Sources through sources on that single webpage.

 

[australopithecus]

So my mum is friends with a religious conspiracy nutjob who essentially believes all conspiracies are true as a default. Today I was forwarded this pile of anus:

 

[Duvelthehobbit666]

So my mum is friends with a religious conspiracy nutjob who essentially believes all conspiracies are true as a default. Today I was forwarded this pile of anus:

What I don't understand is why these nut jobs think that the "chem trail" is a good idea. If I was working for the government on some black op mission or part of the Iluminati or whatever these people believe are behind it, I would use the municipal water supply. Pretty much everyone gets and needs tap water, and it does not dilute in a couple million cubic kilometers of air. It would also be a lot less visible.

And the fact that he uses a Pink Floyd song is insulting. Nut jobs like that should not listen to music this good.

 

[australopithecus]

Seriously, if I could get a screenshot of her Facebook wall you guys would have a field day. Literally every conspiracy under the sun. Illuminate, NWO, 9/11, Chemtrails, anti-Vax, 2012, revelations, Zionism, anti-Islam, UFOs, David Icke. One link she posted actually was supposedly a cover up of Gordon Brown's homosexality because the UK isn't ready for a gay Prime Minister..... :facepalm:


It's like the contents of this subforum diluted down into one page without the rational responces.

 

[Laurens]

I have heard a lot English people talking about chemtrails and how they supposedly affect the weather. They claim that they see lots of chemtrails and the next thing its all clouded over and dull etc.

My response; How long have you lived in England? The weather here often does go through changes like that in a matter of hours, [at this point I suppose I should go into why the weather can be like that in this country, but I can't be arsed, and I figured I'm preaching to the converted here] Take today for example, I left for work in a t-shirt, and when I came home I was cold and it was bloody windy. I don't recall seeing any "chemtrails" in the sky. And even if I did it would take a lot to convince me that the change in weather was actually caused by them alone.

Conspiracy theorists like to live in an elaborate episode of the X-Files, probably because their own lives lack interest, they have to impose a fiction onto reality, so they can feel like a hero in the fight against the evil New World Order.

I on the other hand am a hero in the fight against the evil tin foil hat brigade! With reason and logic as my weapon, I shall endlessly refute all of their claims and point out the weaknesses in their arguments, I shall not cease until the 4th or 5th reply when I get tired of my points being ignored and we end up going round and round in circles...

 

[australopithecus]

The best part is the "OMG CHEMTRAILS YESTERDAY NOE EVERYONE HAS COLDS!!!!!!111" as if seasonal virus outbreaks have only happened since comercial jet travel. :facepalm: Not that a communicable illness can spread without the help of a government cover up or anything.