Pennies for Thoughts
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Thanks for the sci-fi and commercialization ideas, DoS and TSH. Now the truth can be told about the Earth-threatening conspiracy that was set in motion in another universe on the planet Xanu 61 MY before our universe existed. Xanu is the home planet of the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy. This is no puny "star system" federation like in Star Wars. This is intergalactic and the dictator is so powerful that he humbly goes by "dictator" with a small "d". His power is so great that a mother-in-law's tongue sounds like one hand clapping by comparison.
He also has a billion enemies, which might not seem like many in a whole universe but either it is a thinly populated universe or a relatively small one. Whatever, a billion pains in the neck are a billion too many, so the dictator sent them through space and time in DC-8-looking craft to our universe and ancient Earth where he had them assembled around volcanoes and h-bombed.
Before we go further, we ought to recognize that some Trekkie skeptic type will know that a DC-8 held about 200 people and will be ready to start a palaver about how the dictator would need a fleet of 5,000,000 craft plus maybe 10,000 bombers plus who knows how many support ships for the journey. Or, he'll question the dictator's fascination with 1960's technology like DC-8 transports, h-bombs and jet bombers. That's nit-picking. Compared to the dictator's science ours is but a 200-year-old set of speculations by passingly cognizant primates.
The dictator solved his problems by transferring them to us in the form of Thetans: the wandering souls of the enemies he'd crisped. Thetans have been exiled from their homes, shipped across space and time, h-bombed, and then they've had to wait around since the Paleozoic for decent bodies to evolve for them to move into. Thetans indeed have issues and they're unloading them on us.
Luckily there is a kind, caring and benevolent organization that offers free personality tests, deploys Thetan-measuring e-meters, and liberates human hosts from their Thetans for a modest fee. Yet the plot thickens as governments all over the world have become jealous of Thetanology. They are even going as far as to say there are no Thetans. Meanwhile, the liberal press spins tall tales about global warming and Darwinism while it demonizes Thetanology. Government, the liberal press and abortion providers have given the Thetans carte blanche, as they say in Spanish, to run amok while the people suffer!
Now where did I put my tea bag? I thought I left it around here somewhere...
He also has a billion enemies, which might not seem like many in a whole universe but either it is a thinly populated universe or a relatively small one. Whatever, a billion pains in the neck are a billion too many, so the dictator sent them through space and time in DC-8-looking craft to our universe and ancient Earth where he had them assembled around volcanoes and h-bombed.
Before we go further, we ought to recognize that some Trekkie skeptic type will know that a DC-8 held about 200 people and will be ready to start a palaver about how the dictator would need a fleet of 5,000,000 craft plus maybe 10,000 bombers plus who knows how many support ships for the journey. Or, he'll question the dictator's fascination with 1960's technology like DC-8 transports, h-bombs and jet bombers. That's nit-picking. Compared to the dictator's science ours is but a 200-year-old set of speculations by passingly cognizant primates.
The dictator solved his problems by transferring them to us in the form of Thetans: the wandering souls of the enemies he'd crisped. Thetans have been exiled from their homes, shipped across space and time, h-bombed, and then they've had to wait around since the Paleozoic for decent bodies to evolve for them to move into. Thetans indeed have issues and they're unloading them on us.
Luckily there is a kind, caring and benevolent organization that offers free personality tests, deploys Thetan-measuring e-meters, and liberates human hosts from their Thetans for a modest fee. Yet the plot thickens as governments all over the world have become jealous of Thetanology. They are even going as far as to say there are no Thetans. Meanwhile, the liberal press spins tall tales about global warming and Darwinism while it demonizes Thetanology. Government, the liberal press and abortion providers have given the Thetans carte blanche, as they say in Spanish, to run amok while the people suffer!
Now where did I put my tea bag? I thought I left it around here somewhere...
