Build your own conspiracy theory!

[Lallapalalable]

Pretty simple. You take something in the news/pop culture/whatever and link it to others until you have a government or clandestine group pulling the strings and decieving people all while fulfilling their own agendas at our expense (money, knowlege, etc).

I know the title is similar to an older thread, but it was pretty constricting in the guidelines and was a tad too specific in the criteria. Here, you can go crazy. I thought of one the other day, and it seems ok:

As green technologies and environmentally friendly practices begin to take hold in society, oil companies see this as a threat to their system. Seeing as how the new technology is either expensive to implement/replace the old, or is expensive on its own to begin with, they set in motion the financial breakdown of 2008 so the processes get put on hold, reduced, or in some cases abandoned all together. Therefore, with government help/lack of action to combat, the financial crisis grew and oil retained its place as the chief energy and income source it has been for decades.

Probably has a bunch of holes in it, but what self respecting conspiracy theory doesnt?

Anyway, I look forward to seeing what you guys can come up with!

 

[lrkun]

Hypothesis:

A Conspiracy about evolution and creationism.

Why was this done?

a. An experiment between those who wish to see which side wins.
b. A ruse to keep people busy.

Basis?

None, just a Conspiracy Hypothesis.

 

[RichardMNixon]

I'm no longer convinced we can outcrazy the real conspiracists.

I was curious about the youtube logo apparently counting down from 02 days and stumbled on Icke's forum. Clearly, it refers to the time remaining before we learn about our extra-terrestrial contact.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=126502

 

[Lallapalalable]

I'm no longer convinced we can outcrazy the real conspiracists.

I was curious about the youtube logo apparently counting down from 02 days and stumbled on Icke's forum. Clearly, it refers to the time remaining before we learn about our extra-terrestrial contact.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=126502

wow. just, wow.

I think this places the value upon his opinion:

Probably it's just a stupid documentary project, but if it's not I can say I told you so. If I'm wrong (the first time ever)...

probably just being sarcastic in the parenthasese, but still makes him look like an arrogant dick to someone who bases their entire opinion about him on that post alone (read: me).

but yeah, I just wanted to see if rational people can produce a story that the mindless would believe and spread around

 

[Nemesiah]

I have it on good authority (a friend of a friend who is never wrong on about this things) that the guatemalan sink hole is actually the result of a stelite the communists have been developing since the end of the cold war.

Every body knows that Chavez is founding alqaeda groups both in colombia and guatemala

If you don't believe me please check out this photo: the cut is too perfect; where are all the pipes? if it hadnt been cut there would be pipes sticking out of the hole.

The illuminatti knew about this and they were letting us know in Fantastic four and silver surfer (founded by Dodge )

Be safe out there.

 

[Laurens]

The League of Reason was actually set up by the CIA in order to spread disinformation on behalf of the Illuminati. Just like the 'Ministry of Truth' in Nineteen Eighty-Four, who's title is the opposite of what it actually does... The League of Reason is actually anything but rational and reasonable, and its sole purpose is to spread disinformation and lies, and post false debunkings of the Illuminati's worldwide conspiracy.

The title alone is enough to give it credibility with the kids, but its all a trick. You see that brain in the light bulb thing? That's actually an ancient Free Mason symbol (do some research). Wake up people.

I expect I shall be 'vanished' for posting this, but its worth it, you guys need to hear this.

WE ARE THE RESISTANCE.

 

[lrkun]

The League of Reason was actually set up by the CIA in order to spread disinformation on behalf of the Illuminati. Just like the 'Ministry of Truth' in Nineteen Eighty-Four, who's title is the opposite of what it actually does... The League of Reason is actually anything but rational and reasonable, and its sole purpose is to spread disinformation and lies, and post false debunkings of the Illuminati's worldwide conspiracy.

The title alone is enough to give it credibility with the kids, but its all a trick. You see that brain in the light bulb thing? That's actually an ancient Free Mason symbol (do some research). Wake up people.

I expect I shall be 'vanished' for posting this, but its worth it, you guys need to hear this.

WE ARE THE RESISTANCE.

Haha, I like your conspiracy theory. In reality though, the Iluminati is just another disinformation made by some other group.

 

[RichardMNixon]

The League of Reason was actually set up by the CIA in order to spread disinformation on behalf of the Illuminati. Just like the 'Ministry of Truth' in Nineteen Eighty-Four, who's title is the opposite of what it actually does... The League of Reason is actually anything but rational and reasonable, and its sole purpose is to spread disinformation and lies, and post false debunkings of the Illuminati's worldwide conspiracy.

The title alone is enough to give it credibility with the kids, but its all a trick. You see that brain in the light bulb thing? That's actually an ancient Free Mason symbol (do some research). Wake up people.

I expect I shall be 'vanished' for posting this, but its worth it, you guys need to hear this.

WE ARE THE RESISTANCE.

Laurens and his nasal passages are vanished! Who is this elephant impostor? Did They think we wouldn't notice Their misdeeds?

 

[Lallapalalable]

:lol:
not mine but funny!

 

[The_AC_Hedonist]

How about a social experiement? - Wow that sounded like the Joker.
We make up a conspiracy theory using a current event, and leak it online, gradually - post it on a david icke site or something and promote it. If it catches on (which it likely will, considering what most online theorists are willing to accept), it will be fucking hilarious.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Conspiracy#How_to_Create_a_Conspiracy_Theory
Anyone interested?

 

[Laurens]

How about a social experiement? - Wow that sounded like the Joker.
We make up a conspiracy theory using a current event, and leak it online, gradually - post it on a david icke site or something and promote it. If it catches on (which it likely will, considering what most online theorists are willing to accept), it will be fucking hilarious.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Conspiracy#How_to_Create_a_Conspiracy_Theory
Anyone interested?

I think maybe it would be a good idea, but only if its done in a certain way. Post it out there, then several days or weeks later let everyone know that its BS - and perhaps teach them a lesson or two about what they believe.

There's no point though if you aren't going to come out and explain that its a hoax, cause no one will learn anything from it then.

 

[TheSkepticalHeretic]

This theory is simple but intricate.

Long ago historians found evidence of subcrustal nuclear reactions within the Indian subcontinent. This is known as the Oklo phenomenon. On investigation the US found that India had been infiltrated by ancient visitors, referred to as the Aryans within the Vedas. Their flying machines, the Viranas had been disrupted by these nuclear reactions forcing them to remain Earth bound. These beings unified the cultures of humanity through religion and today carefully tailor our civilizations' technologies in order to realize their ultimate goal. The farming of Carbon from the crust and release into the atmosphere.

Now unlike that silly movie with Charlie Sheen, these beings don't breathe carbon. It is actually quite toxic to them. They use gaseous carbon to build their airships for their native atmosphere is a base of methane and gaseous ferric oxides. This carbon gas, which is absent from their planet due to a Malthusian crisis has grounded their civilization which is rather fatal to them seeing as ferric oxide is only gaseous under incredibly high temperatures.

This means these people must be from the sun. Hence why we worshipped the sun in antiquity and arguably today.

I for one look forward to hailing our solar overlords.

 

[Deleted member 1004]

I'm no longer convinced we can outcrazy the real conspiracists.

I was curious about the youtube logo apparently counting down from 02 days and stumbled on Icke's forum. Clearly, it refers to the time remaining before we learn about our extra-terrestrial contact.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=126502

I can never go onto that site without systemic cringing and a swift drink of something strong (white spirit or paint thinner).

I would like to try a theory build but I feel everything that has been made/achieved in this world *has* a conspiracy linked to it in some shape or form.

 

[DeathofSpeech]

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The Twin Towers
President Obama
the Fake Lunar Lander
The Illuminati
The Freemasons
The LHC Black Hole
Eratosthenes
The New World Order
The Skull and Bones
The Bohemian Grove Owl
An RFID chip
Prof John Searl
A Black Helicopter
Charles Darwin
Constantine
Lucretia Borgia
The Gutenberg Press
Hypatia
...and many more

Collect the whole 32 piece set while you can... before they become suppressed forever.

(set includes 31 figurines and a cardboard box... but you don't play chess much anyway)

 

[Pennies for Thoughts]

Over 2000 years ago a fairly insignificant middle eastern desert tribe was just one of many that had been conquered by the Romans. Unhappy with their occupation and powerless to do anything about it, they dredged up one of their old cultural myths about a man-god who would "appear," much like a UFO from the Pleiades, and release them from their plight.

At a time when there were many claiming to be this messiah, great hope was placed by one cult in an eccentric preacher who authorities then sought to dispatch by crucifixion which was the common fate of thieves, ne'er-do-wells and social critics in those times.

That would have been the end of it except that his cult conspired to have their dead leader live by developing a back story about how he survived capital punishment then went to a much better place than Earth. (I've forgotten the name, but it was someplace like Xanu, maybe Xanadu.) Before the preacher left, and according to legend, he promised to take those who would believe in him to the same place. His desperate followers made a lucky choice when they put their story in writing which helped it spread among people who then, as now, loved a good ghost story as much as they did empty promises about better things to come.

About 300 years later the cult caught another lucky break when a Roman emperor, who was struggling with political turmoil at home, realized that faith in the old Roman gods had waned and he needed a new god to credit with important battles and boost his authority. He opted for the eccentric preacher.

As the power of Rome eventually waned, the power of the new god's proponents filled the vacuum beyond anything the emperor could have imagined. This led to widespread, though still thoroughly irrational, worship of the eccentric preacher. To this very day pronouncements from this man-god's advocates keep a billion or so under eternal surveillance and locked in mental prisons of their own device.

(Sorry to pollute LoR with such an outlandish conspiracy theory, but we are just having fun here, aren't we?)

 

[DeathofSpeech]

Over 2000 years ago a fairly insignificant middle eastern desert tribe was just one of many that had been conquered by the Romans. Unhappy with their occupation and powerless to do anything about it, they dredged up one of their old cultural myths about a man-god who would "appear," much like a UFO from the Pleiades, and release them from their plight.

At a time when there were many claiming to be this messiah, great hope was placed by one cult in an eccentric preacher who authorities then sought to dispatch by crucifixion which was the common fate of thieves, ne'er-do-wells and social critics in those times.

That would have been the end of it except that his cult conspired to have their dead leader live by developing a back story about how he survived capital punishment then went to a much better place than Earth. (I've forgotten the name, but it was someplace like Xanu, maybe Xanadu.) Before the preacher left, and according to legend, he promised to take those who would believe in him to the same place. His desperate followers made a lucky choice when they put their story in writing which helped it spread among people who then, as now, loved a good ghost story as much as they did empty promises about better things to come.

About 300 years later the cult caught another lucky break when a Roman emperor, who was struggling with political turmoil at home, realized that faith in the old Roman gods had waned and he needed a new god to credit with important battles and boost his authority. He opted for the eccentric preacher.

As the power of Rome eventually waned, the power of the new god's proponents filled the vacuum beyond anything the emperor could have imagined. This led to widespread, though still thoroughly irrational, worship of the eccentric preacher. To this very day pronouncements from this man-god's advocates keep a billion or so under eternal surveillance and locked in mental prisons of their own device.

(Sorry to pollute LoR with such an outlandish conspiracy theory, but we are just having fun here, aren't we?)

I dunno...
Seems a little "out there" to me. :lol:

 

[TheSkepticalHeretic]

No one would ever believe that one, Pennies. People aren't THAT stupid.

 

[Pennies for Thoughts]

Okay DoS, TSH, and I suspect there are others out there. Think what you want, but there's more.

Remember the eccentric preacher who died and went to Xanadu? (It is Xanadu; I looked it up. Xanu is where the Scientology space-people came from tens of billions of years before our universe itself existed. More on that conspiracy later.)

This dead guy not only went to Xanadu, he's coming back to Earth :!:

And do you remember how just before he left he said that everyone who believed in him could go to Xanadu? The good news is that the billion or so believers who will be alive when he comes get to go right away. And it's a waaaay cool place. To die for, so it is written.

The bad news is that if you're reading this, you're probably not on the list.

For Xanadu this means absorbing a billion or so legal immigrants in a gulp, but Xanadu is run by the supreme go-getter who did no less than create the entire universe, including us, thank you very much. He's not only a real "git 'er done" kinda guy, he is also the eccentric preacher! (How you like them bananas, doubters?)

What about the other six billion of us? Well, I don't want to be bummin' folks about the downside -- and don't forget I'm not on the list either -- but to cut to the chase, we burn in hell. :twisted: Forever.

But check it, there's a real win-win in believing in it. If we believe and the preacher / "git 'er done" guy comes back, we're in for an endless vacation in Xanadu. But if he doesn't come back, well it certainly did us no harm to believe and the win here is that we had our bets hedged!

 

[DeathofSpeech]

Okay DoS, TSH, and I suspect there are others out there. Think what you want, but there's more.

Remember the eccentric preacher who died and went to Xanadu? (It is Xanadu; I looked it up. Xanu is where the Scientology space-people came from tens of billions of years before our universe itself existed. More on that conspiracy later.)

This dead guy not only went to Xanadu, he's coming back to Earth :!:

And do you remember how just before he left he said that everyone who believed in him could go to Xanadu? The good news is that the billion or so believers who will be alive when he comes get to go right away. And it's a waaaay cool place. To die for, so it is written.

The bad news is that if you're reading this, you're probably not on the list.

For Xanadu this means absorbing a billion or so legal immigrants in a gulp, but Xanadu is run by the supreme go-getter who did no less than create the entire universe, including us, thank you very much. He's not only a real "git 'er done" kinda guy, he is also the eccentric preacher! (How you like them bananas, doubters?)

What about the other six billion of us? Well, I don't want to be bummin' folks about the downside -- and don't forget I'm not on the list either -- but to cut to the chase, we burn in hell. :twisted: Forever.

But check it, there's a real win-win in believing in it. If we believe and the preacher/"git 'er done" guy comes back, we're in for an endless vacation in Xanadu. But if he doesn't come back, well it certainly did us no harm to believe and the win here is that we had our bets hedged!

Look dude...Fox canceled Firefly after one season and it had a better plotline.
You don't really think anyone is gonna buy a script like that do you?

Okay, look. Try SyFi or whatever the hell they call themselves these days. If they can put Wrestling on and Ghosthunters with a straight face they'll pander to anything.
Talk to Peter in programming and if he turns you down a few times just keep pressing.

 

[TheSkepticalHeretic]

Okay DoS, TSH, and I suspect there are others out there. Think what you want, but there's more.

Remember the eccentric preacher who died and went to Xanadu? (It is Xanadu; I looked it up. Xanu is where the Scientology space-people came from tens of billions of years before our universe itself existed. More on that conspiracy later.)

This dead guy not only went to Xanadu, he's coming back to Earth :!:

Well that just settles it, if this isn't real, it is infinitely marketable.(mormonism, scientology, whatever that crazy guy bombing japanese subways believes in)