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Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu

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Neffi

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arg-fallbackName="Neffi"/>
Stumbled upon this especially delicious collection of blasphemy a while ago and couldn't stop laughing. If you haven't seen it, you really need to.

http://www.lolcatbible.com

Basically it's a translation of the Christian bible into lolspeak, with Ceiling Cat as God. Nothing but pure lulz.

A small excerpt from Genesis 1:
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
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arg-fallbackName="enterman"/>
I've wanted that in a printed form SO badly lol. The random illustrations are priceless like this one: http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Image:Cieling_cat_creates.jpg Anyone that enjoys lolcat speak will like this as well: http://www.slangaholic.com/
 
arg-fallbackName="ahdkaw"/>
I tried reading it, but it's even harder than reading the Bible itself.
 
arg-fallbackName="Neffi"/>
ahdkaw said:
I tried reading it, but it's even harder than reading the Bible itself.
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I agree some of the lolspeak needs to be just a little more subtle. The site's seemed to have invented a few words, which I don't like. It goes overboard. Funny nonetheless.
 
arg-fallbackName="CupOfWater"/>
Meh. Lolcats are so goddamn mainstream now, it's not even funny. It's like Pedobear and Rick Astley. It's not fun when people get it.
 
arg-fallbackName="Neffi"/>
CupOfWater said:
Meh. Lolcats are so goddamn mainstream now, it's not even funny. It's like Pedobear and Rick Astley. It's not fun when people get it.
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LOLZ AM PART OF AN ESOTERIC UNDERGROUND CLUB! IT MAKES ME SPECIAL.

Please.
 
arg-fallbackName="digitalbuddha48"/>
That's amazing and awesome, but I can't believe someone would do that verse by verse....the Bible is huge.
 
arg-fallbackName="enterman"/>
digitalbuddha48 said:
That's amazing and awesome, but I can't believe someone would do that verse by verse....the Bible is huge.
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It was a group effort, editable like Wikipedia. If it had been just one person then they would have absolutely no life lol.
 
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enterman said:
It was a group effort, editable like Wikipedia. If it had been just one person then they would have absolutely no life lol.
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Implying that the people responsible probably have a life. Nice.

:lol:
 
arg-fallbackName="JustBusiness17"/>
Rezrected like Jebus!

Sorry I was late on the thread but I just found out about this in an article about Ben Huh on wired.com.
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/01/mf_cheezking/

Aren't you glad I didn't start a new thread?
 
arg-fallbackName="monitoradiation"/>
It was good for about 5 lines... I read up to the first day and then no new source of lulz came so I stopped.
 
arg-fallbackName="JustBusiness17"/>
monitoradiation said:
It was good for about 5 lines... I read up to the first day and then no new source of lulz came so I stopped.
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I managed to make it all the way through Genesis, but I was also riding the bus at the time which kind of de-validates my accomplishment.
 
arg-fallbackName="Jotto999"/>
I can't read it. Well, I can but it's a long tough grind for me. Look funny, though.
 
arg-fallbackName="Prolescum"/>
It's as funny as an itchy cough. If you aren't 13 years old and you find it funny there's something wrong with you.
There's around as much lulz as a Coldplay album.
 
arg-fallbackName="5810Singer"/>
Prolescum said:
It's as funny as an itchy cough. If you aren't 13 years old and you find it funny there's something wrong with you.
There's around as much lulz as a Coldplay album.
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I'm glad I'm not the only grumpy old man here. :lol:
 
arg-fallbackName="Prolescum"/>
5810Singer said:
Prolescum said:
It's as funny as an itchy cough. If you aren't 13 years old and you find it funny there's something wrong with you.
There's around as much lulz as a Coldplay album.
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I'm glad I'm not the only grumpy old man here. :lol:
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I was born with the mind of a 56 year old female Daily Mail reader. Why I read the Guardian is anyone's guess...
 
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