Beyond Top Stupid

[Welshidiot]

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I realise this story is over 6 months old, but the stupid is so palpable that I thought it worthy of note.

Btw, @ anyone who cares to answer: Don't some people claim that RT is a useful, unbiased source for current affairs? Is there any particular reason for them making that claim?

 

[kenandkids]

Bat. Shit. Crazy.



edit: Is there a single crazy idea or conspiracy theory she doesn't believe in? Chemtrails, good aliens, bad aliens, creationism, illuminati, big pharma, big corp., etc., all made an appearance...

 

[Finger]

Colleen Thomas is a home health administrator...

Captain, I am detecting large amounts of crazy directly ahead of us.

... turned physicist...

Levels are increasing, sir.

... who specializes in the science of creation...

Will our shields hold, Commander?

Negative, Captain! The crazy is increasing too quickly!

Attention all decks! Prepare for impact!

... And she's the mother of a race of good aliens here on Earth called "Plydians."