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Are you going to hell?
- Thread starter blinddesign
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blinddesign
New Member
Daealis said:
Actually, there were some quite surprising answers for the league of reason. Namely the magic and wicca stuff. Interesting, though.
Drunkards.. Yep, not as much as I used to, but yeah, definitely. (1)
Liars... Sure, everyone lies from time-to-time, hence clearly, everyone is going to hell, including the religious folk who made the sign. (1)
Thieves... Not anymore, but childhood, ok so I stole the odd chocolate bar. (1)
Sports Fans... I love F1, does that count? (1)
Blasphemers... Jesus Fucking Christ! Do I blaspheme! (1)
Money-Lovers... That's not my bag, money has never made me happier. (0)
Pagans... Pagans were there first, but no, not really my bag. (0)
Homosexuals... Naw, but I have a few homosexual friends, not sure if that count (0.5)
Prostitutes... I would prostitute myself if necessary, but it hasn't happened yet (0.5)
Witches... This was already covered with Pagans (0)
Atheists... Yeppers for me. (1)
Gamblers... I don't gamble, I always lose (0.5)
Porn-lovers... It's okay I suppose (0.5)
Whoremongers... Not sure what that means (0)
Child-molesters... Disgusting (0)
Evolutionists... Nah, I'm a Darwinist
(1)
Pot smokers... Oh yeah, I love the bud (2)
Lesbians... Already covered on the Homosexuals item (0)
Fornicators... Without fornication, the world would be a very empty place (1)
Masturbators... As above, but repace the word 'without' with 'with'. (1)
Hypocrites... A very broad term (0.5)
Psychics... You already know the answer to this (1)
15.5 points. Not bad at all. Or very bad, depending on which way you look at it.
Liars... Sure, everyone lies from time-to-time, hence clearly, everyone is going to hell, including the religious folk who made the sign. (1)
Thieves... Not anymore, but childhood, ok so I stole the odd chocolate bar. (1)
Sports Fans... I love F1, does that count? (1)
Blasphemers... Jesus Fucking Christ! Do I blaspheme! (1)
Money-Lovers... That's not my bag, money has never made me happier. (0)
Pagans... Pagans were there first, but no, not really my bag. (0)
Homosexuals... Naw, but I have a few homosexual friends, not sure if that count (0.5)
Prostitutes... I would prostitute myself if necessary, but it hasn't happened yet (0.5)
Witches... This was already covered with Pagans (0)
Atheists... Yeppers for me. (1)
Gamblers... I don't gamble, I always lose (0.5)
Porn-lovers... It's okay I suppose (0.5)
Whoremongers... Not sure what that means (0)
Child-molesters... Disgusting (0)
Evolutionists... Nah, I'm a Darwinist
(1)Pot smokers... Oh yeah, I love the bud (2)
Lesbians... Already covered on the Homosexuals item (0)
Fornicators... Without fornication, the world would be a very empty place (1)
Masturbators... As above, but repace the word 'without' with 'with'. (1)
Hypocrites... A very broad term (0.5)
Psychics... You already know the answer to this (1)
15.5 points. Not bad at all. Or very bad, depending on which way you look at it.
Edit for template; it's all the rage!
Drunkards - Fuck you I'm not even drunk! (1)
Liars - The liar says, "I don't lie". (1)
Thieves - I stole my share of things as a kid. (.5)
Sports Fans - I'm pretty sure video-gaming would follow in the same spirit. (.5)
Blasphemers - Holy fucking testicles of Jesus and Mary the shemale. (1)
Money-Lovers - Money buys happiness. Everyone knows it. They just don't want to admit it. (1)
Pagans - LOLZ WURSHIP TEH EERTH (0)
Homosexuals - Keep it outta my ass. (0)
Prostitutes - If I could I probably would. In both senses. (1)
Witches - A girl answered a math problem? Well you know what that means.. SHE'S A WITCH! (0)
Atheists - A-FSM too but you don't see me bragging. (1)
Gamblers - I bet everyone lies about this one. (1)
Porn-lovers - Be right back, like 15 minutes. (1)
Whoremongers - Not sure what it is but considering the base word, probably. (.5)
Child-molesters - DELICIOUS LOLI? (0)
Evolutionists - And gravityist. Does that count for 2 in the category of ABLE TO PERCEIVE REALITY? (1)
Pot smokers - Dude shit I think it's the 5-0! (1)
Lesbians - I love watching girls on girls. (.5)
Fornicators - YOU MEAN FUNICATORS AMIRITE? (1)
Masturbators - I came. (1)
Hypocrites - We're all hypocrites. Except me. (0.5)
Psychics - Dude this guy on myspace posted this bulletin about some stuff and it CAME FUCKING TRUE! (1)
15.5
Drunkards - Fuck you I'm not even drunk! (1)
Liars - The liar says, "I don't lie". (1)
Thieves - I stole my share of things as a kid. (.5)
Sports Fans - I'm pretty sure video-gaming would follow in the same spirit. (.5)
Blasphemers - Holy fucking testicles of Jesus and Mary the shemale. (1)
Money-Lovers - Money buys happiness. Everyone knows it. They just don't want to admit it. (1)
Pagans - LOLZ WURSHIP TEH EERTH (0)
Homosexuals - Keep it outta my ass. (0)
Prostitutes - If I could I probably would. In both senses. (1)
Witches - A girl answered a math problem? Well you know what that means.. SHE'S A WITCH! (0)
Atheists - A-FSM too but you don't see me bragging. (1)
Gamblers - I bet everyone lies about this one. (1)
Porn-lovers - Be right back, like 15 minutes. (1)
Whoremongers - Not sure what it is but considering the base word, probably. (.5)
Child-molesters - DELICIOUS LOLI? (0)
Evolutionists - And gravityist. Does that count for 2 in the category of ABLE TO PERCEIVE REALITY? (1)
Pot smokers - Dude shit I think it's the 5-0! (1)
Lesbians - I love watching girls on girls. (.5)
Fornicators - YOU MEAN FUNICATORS AMIRITE? (1)
Masturbators - I came. (1)
Hypocrites - We're all hypocrites. Except me. (0.5)
Psychics - Dude this guy on myspace posted this bulletin about some stuff and it CAME FUCKING TRUE! (1)
15.5
Drunk: Once or twice. (0.5)
Liars: No, of course not. What made you think I did?(1)
Thieves: If I must-or if I want something. (1)
Sports Fans: Not really. (0)
Blasphemers: Duh. (1)
Money-Lovers: Duh. (1)
Pagans: No, it's absolutely ridiculous. (0)
Homosexuals: Nope. (0)
Prostitutes: Nope. (0)
Witches: See previous answer. (0)
Atheists: Of course! (1)
Gamblers: Yes. (1)
Porn-lovers: See above. (1)
Masturbators: See above. (1)
Whoremongers: ??? (0)
Child-molesters: No way. (0)
Evolutionists: Naturally. (1)
Pot smokers: No. (0)
Lesbians: If I was, I would be a miracle of science. (0)
Fornicators: ??? (0)
Hypocrites: Sometimes. (0.5)
Psychics: No, it's absolutely ridiculous. (0)
I score 10. That's okay, I suppose...
Liars: No, of course not. What made you think I did?(1)
Thieves: If I must-or if I want something. (1)
Sports Fans: Not really. (0)
Blasphemers: Duh. (1)
Money-Lovers: Duh. (1)
Pagans: No, it's absolutely ridiculous. (0)
Homosexuals: Nope. (0)
Prostitutes: Nope. (0)
Witches: See previous answer. (0)
Atheists: Of course! (1)
Gamblers: Yes. (1)
Porn-lovers: See above. (1)
Masturbators: See above. (1)
Whoremongers: ??? (0)
Child-molesters: No way. (0)
Evolutionists: Naturally. (1)
Pot smokers: No. (0)
Lesbians: If I was, I would be a miracle of science. (0)
Fornicators: ??? (0)
Hypocrites: Sometimes. (0.5)
Psychics: No, it's absolutely ridiculous. (0)
I score 10. That's okay, I suppose...
digitalbuddha48
New Member
I'm totally screwed too...
Hells where the party is though!
Hells where the party is though!
If hell is real, we should set up an LoR stall there.
Also, we should declare war on heaven again. If the story is to be believed, there was a war over heaven that the devil lost. Remember that only retarded people get into the heaven according to that sign, which means that we'll be able to fight with high-tech weaponry whilst all they have is angels and fucktarded creationists.
Also, we should declare war on heaven again. If the story is to be believed, there was a war over heaven that the devil lost. Remember that only retarded people get into the heaven according to that sign, which means that we'll be able to fight with high-tech weaponry whilst all they have is angels and fucktarded creationists.