Amusing article on the Creationism Museum

[Merc]

Warning: this article contains a lot of hilarious NSFW language
http://www.homepagedaily.com/Pages/article7426-on-the-creationist-museum.aspx

Did you know, for example, that Adam is responsible not only for the fall of man, but also for the creation of venom? It didn't exist in the Garden of Eden, because, well. Why would it? Weeds? Adam's fault. Carnivorous animals (and, one assumes, the occasional carnivorous plant)? Adam again. Entropy? You guessed it: Adam. Think about that, won't you; eat one piece of fruit and suddenly you're responsible for the inevitable heat death of the universe. God's kind of mean.

 

[e2iPi]

Thanks! It's been a while since I laughed that hard!

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[Artsysiridean]

That's a lot of uses of shit. Noun, adjective, expletive. It's all there.

 

[e2iPi]

That's a lot of uses of shit. Noun, adjective, expletive. It's all there.

Nearly as diverse as the "f-word"

 

[Dumbfounded]

Entropy? You guessed it: Adam. Think about that, won't you; eat one piece of fruit and suddenly you're responsible for the inevitable heat death of the universe.

Well that explains it. I kind of wondered why God would send people to hell for an enternity of "enhanced interrogation" just for being descended from someone who didn't listen to his dietary advice. But if that one person is responsible for the eventual demise of the whole universe then it all makes sense.

Phew, I can sleep more soundly knowing that God is not quite as psychopathic as I had previously imagined.

Mind you, what sort of lunatic grows universe-destroying fruit trees in his garden in the first place?

 

[Dumbfounded]

Also, where can I get a t-shirt of that image of Jesus riding on a dinosaur! It's awesome!!

 

[Merc]

Phew, I can sleep more soundly knowing that God is not quite as psychopathic as I had previously imagined.

Mind you, what sort of lunatic grows universe-destroying fruit trees in his garden in the first place?

I, for one, am glad that I am not personally responsible for the heat death of the universe. Although one has to question whether the universe will cease under heat death, or if it will simply rip, compress back into the infinitesimally small dot of matter that it was before the big bang, etc etc

Either way it's not my fault so what do I care? If it's all Adam's fault then we can all just stop fretting about our personal "sins" and party! After all, we individuals can't do any more damage than he already did. Woohoo!