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A Joke !
- Thread starter Max
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Welshidiot
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I apologise if this seems arrogant, but I think the joke works better the other way round, soooo:Max said:
What's the difference between the author of the Bible, and J.R.R. Tolkien?
One of them wrote a mythical tale where the forces of light and darkness do magical battle to decide the fate of mankind,....and the other one wrote The Lord of the Rings....
Although tbh I think it's more witty than funny, if you know what I mean...
Thomas Doubting
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looking back at religious history and religions in general, it might be best if we call it black humor :roll:
quite funny though :mrgreen:
quite funny though :mrgreen:
Thomas Doubting
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Prolescum said:
if it didn't reach my country yet.. you must be under 10 :lol:
Prolescum
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Thomas Doubting said:
Heh
I don't really believe that you've never come across a "the difference between..." joke, though. I can't say I've experienced much Bosnian (you said you were Bosnian, right?) humour, but I wouldn't have thought it was that far removed...
Could you post one or two classics here (translated, obviously
) for us?Thomas Doubting
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Prolescum said:I don't really believe that you've never come across a "the difference between..." joke, though. I can't say I've experienced much Bosnian (you said you were Bosnian, right?) humour, but I wouldn't have thought it was that far removed...
Could you post one or two classics here (translated, obviously
Oh sure, whats the difference between a man who falls from the 5th floor and the one who falls from the 20th?
The first one will sound like BAM! - AAAAAA, the second AAAAAA - BAM!
We have a couple of guys who we use for most jokes. Mujo and Sujo, and sometimes Haso if you need a third hero :lol: Those are funny short forms of traditional names.
Mujo is a police officer patroling the market place, he walks by Sujo who is selling apple seeds for 1 € each.
He asks him what he is doing there, and Mujo explains him that he is selling apple seeds for a huge intelligence boost. Mujo not sure what he should think about it, buys 2 and eats them, and walks away. Few seconds later he stops... turns around and rushes back to Sujo.
Mujo: "You sold me 2 seeds for 2 €!! I could have bought 10 apples for that money!!"
Sujo; "GREAT!! See? You figured that out right after you ate the seeds! I told you it works!"
Mujo: "Oh wow, you are right... sell me another 5!!!"
Woman: Honey! You have to fire the chauffeur! He almost killed me today!!
Man: Don't be like that.. lets give him another chance.
Mujo is going to the same bar every day since many years ago, every day he comes in around the same time, orders 2 drinks, laughs a bit, smokes few cigarettes, chats a bit and leaves.
His friend the bartender Sujo never asked him why always 2 drinks but one day he comes looking a bit depressed, sits down and orders one drink. Sujo asks him:
Sujo: "Man Mujo for as long as i have been working here, every day you came in and had 2 drinks, now you come in and want only one? If it's the money, everything is on me today!"
Mujo: "I wish that was the problem my friend.. You know, over 20 years ago my friend Haso moved to the USA and we lost track of each other. But we promised to each other that we will have 2 drinks at 6pm or as close to that as possible. So i ordered one for him and one for me...."
Sujo: "Oh i see, and what is the problem? Did you have a fight with him? Did he die?"
Mujo "No.. that is not it, my doctor told me today that i immediately have to stop drinking."
Guess thats enough for now
Welshidiot
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