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5 Things that annoy me. (A bit)
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malicious_bloke
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Frenger said:frenger said:
Inferno said:
Well......this is awkward.
A neverending vaginal recursion?
australopithecus
Active Member
Y'see, cunt is my favourite swear word, and though definitionally it may historically refer to lady parts, that connection has no bearing on my usage of it. Exactly like calling someone a twat, or a cock. You're not a vagina or penis, you're just a wanker. Is that ironic? I don't know anything anymore.
malicious_bloke
New Member
1) People who use the word "irregardless". It's not big and it's not clever, stop it.
2) Coffee drinkers. It doesn't matter how you try and dress it up with flowery names and creative ways of adding milk to it, coffee is still just smelly brown liquid and you should be ashamed of yourselves for partaking of it.
3) The history channel. Military history was my last bastion of tanks and tactics on TV, first they started adding a few hours of "the same wank reality TV shit that took over every other documentary channel" and now they've rebranded the whole channel and virtually done away with all the war documentaries entirely. How hard is it to work out that there are people who prefer Soviet Storm to FUCKING ANCIENT ALIENS NONSENSE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
4) People infront of me in a queue who hold up the whole line by yelling into their mobile phone instead of getting on with whatever financial transaction they came to complete. Sometimes it's hard to resist the nagging urge to shiv them in the kidneys.
5) That my local council wasn't one of the ones up for election this year. These are the people who realised they were under budget for 2009 and, worried that the government might allot them less funding the following year decided to spend the remainder on a single road project. Millions of pounds and three years of traffic chaos later we now have a 500 yard stretch of road with an extra lane in each direction and a massive bank of new speed cameras. All this while every other road in the city has got into a state where it BADLY needs resurfacing. I was hoping we could get rid of these criminally incompetent bunch of arseholes but apparently their term isn't up yet.
Cunts.
2) Coffee drinkers. It doesn't matter how you try and dress it up with flowery names and creative ways of adding milk to it, coffee is still just smelly brown liquid and you should be ashamed of yourselves for partaking of it.
3) The history channel. Military history was my last bastion of tanks and tactics on TV, first they started adding a few hours of "the same wank reality TV shit that took over every other documentary channel" and now they've rebranded the whole channel and virtually done away with all the war documentaries entirely. How hard is it to work out that there are people who prefer Soviet Storm to FUCKING ANCIENT ALIENS NONSENSE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
4) People infront of me in a queue who hold up the whole line by yelling into their mobile phone instead of getting on with whatever financial transaction they came to complete. Sometimes it's hard to resist the nagging urge to shiv them in the kidneys.
5) That my local council wasn't one of the ones up for election this year. These are the people who realised they were under budget for 2009 and, worried that the government might allot them less funding the following year decided to spend the remainder on a single road project. Millions of pounds and three years of traffic chaos later we now have a 500 yard stretch of road with an extra lane in each direction and a massive bank of new speed cameras. All this while every other road in the city has got into a state where it BADLY needs resurfacing. I was hoping we could get rid of these criminally incompetent bunch of arseholes but apparently their term isn't up yet.
Cunts.
Yet another 5
1.- Midday naps that leave me sweaty.
2.- Insomnia.
3.- Some of Google academic's asumptions about what I'm looking for.
4.- HIMYM season 8's finale.
5.- Lisp's arcane language of awesome that is (IMO) needlessly complicated and arcane.
1.- Midday naps that leave me sweaty.
2.- Insomnia.
3.- Some of Google academic's asumptions about what I'm looking for.
4.- HIMYM season 8's finale.
5.- Lisp's arcane language of awesome that is (IMO) needlessly complicated and arcane.
Laurens
New Member
Here's an extra one:
Pseudo-wisdom. When people repeat sayings as though they are truly wise, when in actuality they are both meaningless and unhelpful. Examples would be; 'you can't change what happened in the past', 'you never know what might be around the corner' and 'it could have been a lot worse'.
Pseudo-wisdom. When people repeat sayings as though they are truly wise, when in actuality they are both meaningless and unhelpful. Examples would be; 'you can't change what happened in the past', 'you never know what might be around the corner' and 'it could have been a lot worse'.
My hate being infinite I have another 5
1.- The double stream
2.- The ever lasting capacity of my thesis to grow in complexity while not getting closer to fruition
3.- People using "quantum physics" to try to weasel some pseudo sciency after life ("What the bleep?!" Fuck youuuuuuu!!!!)
4.- George Lucas' rape of Star Wars (Han shot first, fuck you Yar Yar, fuck you Jake Lloyd)
5.- "This video is not available in your country" (Fuck you Vevo!)
1.- The double stream
2.- The ever lasting capacity of my thesis to grow in complexity while not getting closer to fruition
3.- People using "quantum physics" to try to weasel some pseudo sciency after life ("What the bleep?!" Fuck youuuuuuu!!!!)
4.- George Lucas' rape of Star Wars (Han shot first, fuck you Yar Yar, fuck you Jake Lloyd)
5.- "This video is not available in your country" (Fuck you Vevo!)
DepricatedZero
New Member
1 - People who constantly tell me "You should learn to play " [insert song from genre I hate here]. Fuck you I'm not taking the time to learn and perfect Pink, or Lady Gaga, or Tim McGraw, or Justin Beaver, and Skrillex uses a computer not a bass so why would you even think to suggest that. You want to make requests, my tastes are pretty broad. Johnny Cash? Check. Beatles? Check. Green Day? Check. Aerosmith? Sure. Metallica? I suppose I could.
2 - People who get bent about video games. I was playing this game the other day. This guy who hit me early on when I first started playing came across my radar again and I pummeled him. Occupied all his bases and gave him whatfor. He raged at me in email and then deleted his account.
3 - webpages that move the system carat to weird places on loading.
4 - google's search as you type feature
5 - sitting at work with literally nothng to do but wait for something to be assigned
2 - People who get bent about video games. I was playing this game the other day. This guy who hit me early on when I first started playing came across my radar again and I pummeled him. Occupied all his bases and gave him whatfor. He raged at me in email and then deleted his account.
3 - webpages that move the system carat to weird places on loading.
4 - google's search as you type feature
5 - sitting at work with literally nothng to do but wait for something to be assigned
Dragan Glas
Well-Known Member
Greetings,
Kindest regards,
James
Er...he_who_is_nobody said:
Kindest regards,
James
he_who_is_nobody
Well-Known Member
Dragan Glas said:Greetings,
Er...he_who_is_nobody said:
Kindest regards,
James
Glad to see someone finally point that out.
bluejatheist
New Member
Thieves
Bleeding Hearts
"Loose"
That moment when your earbuds/headphones snag something and pull off
Rental properties with low standards in what would otherwise be a peaceful, clean neighborhood such as mine
Bleeding Hearts
"Loose"
That moment when your earbuds/headphones snag something and pull off
Rental properties with low standards in what would otherwise be a peaceful, clean neighborhood such as mine
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Continuing my list... (I'm at 8 now)
8) People who rage against a different political party while their own party fucks up in a spectacular manner.
9) Teachers who don't want to see the good in their protégés. Seriously, one told me the other day that "she's going to end up as a 10€ whore". Well fucking do something about it then! (Easier said than done, I know that...)
10) Child protection services. A teacher at my school called CPS because a student had sent her an SMS saying: "I think my dad wants to kill me." Response from CPS: "Don't take it too seriously, we've got stacks this high of such threats/SMS's/messages."
I mean holy fucking shit guys, it's your job to do something about that. You stupid fucking cunts. No wonder Austria has a child abuse problem if you fuck-wits don't do anything about it.
8) People who rage against a different political party while their own party fucks up in a spectacular manner.
9) Teachers who don't want to see the good in their protégés. Seriously, one told me the other day that "she's going to end up as a 10€ whore". Well fucking do something about it then! (Easier said than done, I know that...)
10) Child protection services. A teacher at my school called CPS because a student had sent her an SMS saying: "I think my dad wants to kill me." Response from CPS: "Don't take it too seriously, we've got stacks this high of such threats/SMS's/messages."
I mean holy fucking shit guys, it's your job to do something about that. You stupid fucking cunts. No wonder Austria has a child abuse problem if you fuck-wits don't do anything about it.