Well, I declare...

[*SD*]

That Kale is foulsome vegetation and should be eradicated from the entire planet to reduce potential suffering.

There is no need to reply, I have declared that the above is true and by virtue of such declaration this is irrefutable fact. Just wanted to put it out there.

(You can also declare other things if you do so wish) - another light hearted thread for funsies

 

[Greg the Grouper]

Ah, yes. Kale. The known abomination, known as an abomination far and wide across the known galaxy. This much is known.

I declare that tomatoes are an essential part of fruit salad.

 

[*SD*]

TOMATOES ARE NOT FRUIIIIIII.... wait a second.

Well ok they suck anyway.

 

[Sparhafoc]

The First Precept of Post-Truthism: the fact that I can write these words in semantically coherent sentence indicates that the resulting meaning is valid.

All of the most recent cast of new members subscribe religiously to this ideology.

 

[ldmitruk]

I declare rugby is a far superior sport to that bastardization known as football.

 

[Greg the Grouper]

I declare that the United States of America is the only country on Earth not ruled by mythical beasts that consume children, probably

 

[Akamia]

I declare that all disputes must be resolved via a tabletop or electronic wargame, preferably one with giant robots in it.

 

[Deleted member 619]

I declare three cartons of Black Russian cigarettes and a bottle of cherry schnapps.

 

[We are Borg]

I declare that all spiders and spider like should go extinct.

 

[Sparhafoc]

A little mouse with clogs on, well I declare, going hip hippity hop on the stairs, oh yeah.

 

[Sparhafoc]

I declare that all your declarations belong to us, the royal us, as I tossed away one of your declarations disparagingly and instead replaced it with a declaration of my emperorship.

Now, set the starlings alight, water the seaweed, and drink brunch away! So say I, Emperor Sparhafoc, Emperor of Emperors!

Long live the Emperor of Emperors.

Very kind.

 

[Deleted member 619]

In Soviet Russia, declarations declare you.

 

[Akamia]

I refute your declaration and lay claim to the title of Emperor of Emperors! I declare the entirety of my military strength in GFRs in defense of this claim!

 

[Sparhafoc]

Look, you're not allowed to declare things other people have already declared - I do declare!

 

[ldmitruk]

I do declare all other declaration null and void except mine.

 

[Dragan Glas]

Greetings,

All declarations are null and void - including this one.

Kindest regards,

James

 

[ldmitruk]

Greetings,

All declarations are null and void - including this one.

Kindest regards,

James

I do declare your head to be null and void.