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Vampires and America...
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JustBusiness17
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Definitely related to the Twilight series. People seem to forget that religion is nothing more than a product of popular culture. Modern communications technologies have changed the pace of mythology, but not much else.
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Blood Wraith
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Scenario E (the most truthiest scenario):
She was sent back in time from the turn of the 22nd century, in which the world has been overrun by vampires and humans are now harvested for their blood content and are treated as cattle. Luckily, she was born into a secluded human settlement on Antarctica, which is the last remaining bastion of human civilization. At the dawn of the vampire threat near 2050, some of the greatest minds in that era recognized the threat that the growing vampire population represented, and set out to plan ahead for the sake of preserving humanity. They made plans to construct a secret underground city on the Antarctic continent, which harnesses geothermic energy to keep it heated and powered, as well as incorporating breakthrough advances in the fields of agriculture to keep a population sustainable within the metropolis. Despite the fact that the project was carried out in haste and with massive logistical problems, it proved to be a resounding success.
It is here that the best physicists of the century worked to create a temporal displacement device that would be capable of taking objects and even living beings into a specific point in time and space, thus allowing time travel without worrying about being transported into a random point in the Earth's elliptical orbit due to not being able to specify a location other than where the device was originally used. The woman driving the car was selected as the first to test the device on a human being, and was tasked with warning humanity of the oncoming threat that the vampires would pose after the revelation in 2017 that vampires have been living in secrecy within civilization and planned to dominate the world, under the guise of their desire to openly come forth and assimilate with human society.
However, the vampires were aware of the plan to send a human being from the future to dismantle their plans before they could be put into effect, as was foretold in a long forgotten prophecy by Nostradamus, who was also secretly in league with the vampires but was not a vampire himself and was actually a former minion of Xenu that was banished to live on Earth. One vampire agent was sent to interdict the woman in the car as she attempted to make her way from Colorado to Washington D.C., where she would attempt to infiltrate the pentagon and press our military advisers to instigate an international vampire hunt that would eradicate the threat once and for all. However, many obstacles lie on the path to the nation's capitol, and the loss of her car is only the beginning of the challenges she will face on her journey.
Rated PG-13 (some material may be inappropriate for young children)
Coming summer 2011
She was sent back in time from the turn of the 22nd century, in which the world has been overrun by vampires and humans are now harvested for their blood content and are treated as cattle. Luckily, she was born into a secluded human settlement on Antarctica, which is the last remaining bastion of human civilization. At the dawn of the vampire threat near 2050, some of the greatest minds in that era recognized the threat that the growing vampire population represented, and set out to plan ahead for the sake of preserving humanity. They made plans to construct a secret underground city on the Antarctic continent, which harnesses geothermic energy to keep it heated and powered, as well as incorporating breakthrough advances in the fields of agriculture to keep a population sustainable within the metropolis. Despite the fact that the project was carried out in haste and with massive logistical problems, it proved to be a resounding success.
It is here that the best physicists of the century worked to create a temporal displacement device that would be capable of taking objects and even living beings into a specific point in time and space, thus allowing time travel without worrying about being transported into a random point in the Earth's elliptical orbit due to not being able to specify a location other than where the device was originally used. The woman driving the car was selected as the first to test the device on a human being, and was tasked with warning humanity of the oncoming threat that the vampires would pose after the revelation in 2017 that vampires have been living in secrecy within civilization and planned to dominate the world, under the guise of their desire to openly come forth and assimilate with human society.
However, the vampires were aware of the plan to send a human being from the future to dismantle their plans before they could be put into effect, as was foretold in a long forgotten prophecy by Nostradamus, who was also secretly in league with the vampires but was not a vampire himself and was actually a former minion of Xenu that was banished to live on Earth. One vampire agent was sent to interdict the woman in the car as she attempted to make her way from Colorado to Washington D.C., where she would attempt to infiltrate the pentagon and press our military advisers to instigate an international vampire hunt that would eradicate the threat once and for all. However, many obstacles lie on the path to the nation's capitol, and the loss of her car is only the beginning of the challenges she will face on her journey.
Rated PG-13 (some material may be inappropriate for young children)
Coming summer 2011
DepricatedZero
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I don't know if that sounds more like the Matrix or Terminator
Blood Wraith
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Yuh.Morrisol said:
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SCRulerView
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From the creators of Scary Movie and Epic Movie?Blood Wraith said:
Blood Wraith
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From the creators of Troll 2.SCRulerView said:
sgrunterundt
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Wow, your introduction and now this. You really like to write, eh? And you are pretty good at it too. Where can I get your novels?
Blood Wraith
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Oh, I'm no writer. I've always thought that writing stories was my weakest point in writing, and I figured making a "hey guys I'm Blood Wraith and I'm 19 years old and live in Texas and I wanna be a firetruck when I grow up and warhrhhrhrglrlblbl" introduction post would be boring. I actually didn't intend for it to be as long as it was, but it just kept going as I was writing it. Same thing with this scenario.sgrunterundt said:
Inspired by Blood Wraith
The truth of the matter is that this woman is part of a global conspiracy to hide the vampire clans through acts of mockery. She once held the position of an arch bishop in the catholic church who was responsible for following through on rumors of mythology, but when it was discovered she'd fallen for a vampire, she was disowned from the Church.
The vampires name was Yoshi and he was a gold farmer for a living. He lived in a rooming home with thirty other people networking world of warcraft accounts to funnel gold into the fake economy.
They met when she moved into the same rooming house. He had spent a great deal of time filling the fridge with blood packs. Thirty people sharing a fridge did not give her much room to store her food and she found herself constantly removing Yoshi' blood packs from her food bucket.
On this particular evening as she was removing his blood packs from her food bucket, she accidentally tore one of the packs, delivering the succulent contents to the floor of the fridge. A frenzy ensued as vampires began crawling from the woodwork at the smell of blood.
Yoshi, enraged, turned into a bat...almost. He still had the head of a human and kept shouting at her "OH NO YOU DIN'T!"
As she raced down the road, she caught a glimpse of Yoshi in her rear view window fluttering about, catching up to her car shouting "OH NO YOU DIN'T!!" and so she hit the gas and put the pedal to the metal.
As she approached a turn, she realized she didn't know how to drive because she was a complete retard and so she shut down, sending the vehicle into the path of oncoming cars.
The car was like...YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!! and it died.
Yoshi married the car and they all lived a little bit happier.
The truth of the matter is that this woman is part of a global conspiracy to hide the vampire clans through acts of mockery. She once held the position of an arch bishop in the catholic church who was responsible for following through on rumors of mythology, but when it was discovered she'd fallen for a vampire, she was disowned from the Church.
The vampires name was Yoshi and he was a gold farmer for a living. He lived in a rooming home with thirty other people networking world of warcraft accounts to funnel gold into the fake economy.
They met when she moved into the same rooming house. He had spent a great deal of time filling the fridge with blood packs. Thirty people sharing a fridge did not give her much room to store her food and she found herself constantly removing Yoshi' blood packs from her food bucket.
On this particular evening as she was removing his blood packs from her food bucket, she accidentally tore one of the packs, delivering the succulent contents to the floor of the fridge. A frenzy ensued as vampires began crawling from the woodwork at the smell of blood.
Yoshi, enraged, turned into a bat...almost. He still had the head of a human and kept shouting at her "OH NO YOU DIN'T!"
As she raced down the road, she caught a glimpse of Yoshi in her rear view window fluttering about, catching up to her car shouting "OH NO YOU DIN'T!!" and so she hit the gas and put the pedal to the metal.
As she approached a turn, she realized she didn't know how to drive because she was a complete retard and so she shut down, sending the vehicle into the path of oncoming cars.
The car was like...YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!! and it died.
Yoshi married the car and they all lived a little bit happier.
DepricatedZero
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I'm curious what Clan Yoshi is from. . .
Lallapalalable
New Member
Oh, yeah. I was skeptical, but then that 10 year old said she thinks its true, so Im convinced.
Seriously, what the fuck? They mentioned that she didnt take her meds, so why was there even elaboration? God damn this vampire fad. Seriously. I cant wait until it passes on to the next ridiculous thing.
Seriously, what the fuck? They mentioned that she didnt take her meds, so why was there even elaboration? God damn this vampire fad. Seriously. I cant wait until it passes on to the next ridiculous thing.
Andiferous
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But you've got to feel sorry for those poor suckers. They're probably the single most persecuted minority anywhere!
JustBusiness17
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I'm jacking this picture and posting it into my first comment. The time continuum is about to get screwy in here...Lallapalalable said: