The stupid names game

[Laurens]

Post names that when read out make silly words or phrases. I shall begin with some examples:

Isaac Cox
Fay Spalm
Tess Tickle

etc.

Now go...

 

[Laurens]

I should state one rule. The first names have to be real names.

 

[nemesiss]

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/64524c95_kyle_has_friends.jpg

Chelsea Handler

palmela handerson
handgelina jolie
jennifinger handiston
lindsey lohand
morehand freeman
orhando bloom
hando calrissian
hand solo
handra bullock
sarah jessica hander
handa kournikova
handi kum
gwyneth palmtrow
palma hayek
handgrid
handy mc bride
indi-handa jones
handakin skywalker
handy potter
handalf the grey
samuel L. jerkson
hande berre
brack opalma
amhanda
hall bare-hand
handy warhol
diana skeeton
peter pumper, the semen-tial spider-hand
sir dix-a-lot
jimi handrix
jake jerkinhaal
fisten dunst
macauly cockin
eilijah wood
keifer suther-hand
barbara streisshand
john hand-cock

 

[Laurens]

Al Qaeda
Harry Krishna
Emma Roid
Ally Way
Les B. Anne
R. Sole
Mike Hunt

 

[Duvelthehobbit666]

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/64524c95_kyle_has_friends.jpg

Chelsea Handler

palmela handerson
handgelina jolie
jennifinger handiston
lindsey lohand
morehand freeman
orhando bloom
hando calrissian
hand solo
handra bullock
sarah jessica hander
handa kournikova
handi kum
gwyneth palmtrow
palma hayek
handgrid
handy mc bride
indi-handa jones
handakin skywalker
handy potter
handalf the grey
samuel L. jerkson
hande berre
brack opalma
amhanda
hall bare-hand
handy warhol
diana skeeton
peter pumper, the semen-tial spider-hand
sir dix-a-lot
jimi handrix
jake jerkinhaal
fisten dunst
macauly cockin
eilijah wood
keifer suther-hand
barbara streisshand
john hand-cock

:facepalm:

 

[DepricatedZero]

my middle name and last name actually make up a pretty obscene joke

 

[Laurens]

Ray Pist

 

[Shaedys]

Shi Tface
abcde ....

Thats what I remember from Lewis Black.

 

[Anachronous Rex]

I actually knew a guy named Richard Rouche once. Once his last name was actually mispronounced at a large gathering.

"... ladies and gentlemen, instructor Dick R@$*!"

 

[Laurens]

I actually knew a guy named Richard Rouche once. Once his last name was actually mispronounced at a large gathering.

"... ladies and gentlemen, instructor Dick R@$*!"

Dick Rash?

 

[australopithecus]

Peter File.

 

[obsidianavenger]

Seymour Butts (yay simpsons!)

 

[Duvelthehobbit666]

Seymour Butts (yay simpsons!)

Hugh Jazz
Amanda Kissandhug

 

[nemesiss]

Seymour Butts (yay simpsons!)

Hugh Jazz
Amanda Kissandhug

go watch austin powers

yvonna humpalot
felicity shagwell

 

[Laurens]

Mike Rowave
Colin Derr
Ray Di Ator
Cat Flap
Lou Brication
Juan Mortime
Chris P. Bacon

I swear I could sit and think of these all day... Am I a weird? :lol:

 

[Duvelthehobbit666]

mike rotch

 

[CosmicSpork]

Hugh Janus
Mike Hawk

 

[AndromedasWake]

Mike Hawk

 

[australopithecus]

Jean Gnome.

 

[Duvelthehobbit666]

Juan Ker