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If God Was Real, Would You Worship?

arg-fallbackName="Laurens"/>
Dear Yahweh

I am fully aware that I forsake your company in the afterlife in writing this, but that is of no concern to me for I see no difference between heaven and hell, I desire no eternity of anything. Both options seem like punishments of different kinds to me.

I refuse to worship you, because you are a corrupt, evil, bigot. I am morally superior to you, the creator of the universe, and quite frankly I don't care that you created everything, you're a mean cunt, you have done nothing to earn my respect, and I certainly won't worship you.

I see you as an enemy, and therefore I join Lucifer's rebel alliance and strongly endorse a programme of total war against you.

Yours faithfully (pun intended)

Laurens
 
arg-fallbackName="Prolescum"/>
Exmortis said:
I don't care what manner of god he is I would oppose him with every resource.

I would raise a rebel army called the League of reason and I would lead these brave freethinking men and women on a bloody and terrible crusade to obliterate god and all of this followers.

:facepalm:

Why would an army call itself a league? What is brave about fighting God when you know it exists and what is brave about killing all his followers?

Not worshiping is one thing, actively attempting to obliterate the creator and his followers is idiotic and sickening in equal measure. Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
 
arg-fallbackName="Laurens"/>
Prolescum said:
Exmortis said:
I don't care what manner of god he is I would oppose him with every resource.

I would raise a rebel army called the League of reason and I would lead these brave freethinking men and women on a bloody and terrible crusade to obliterate god and all of this followers.

:facepalm:

Why would an army call itself a league? What is brave about fighting God when you know it exists and what is brave about killing all his followers?

Not worshiping is one thing, actively attempting to obliterate the creator and his followers is idiotic and sickening in equal measure. Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

The overthrowing of evil dictators who torture people (for an eternity in this case) is just cause for going to war.

Although I agree, war with God would be a largely fruitless affair, and I wouldn't advocate the killing of innocent followers, I think the sentiment is that Yahweh is a dictator and the universe deserves liberation from such evil.

Anyway this is a pointless argument. Yahweh is NOT REAL.
 
arg-fallbackName="Exmortis"/>
:facepalm:
:lol:

Why would an army call itself a league?
... Because it sounds cool... duh. :lol:

What is brave about fighting God when you know it exists and what is brave about killing all his followers?
Brave here having the meaning here as stupid... :eek: ... :lol:

Not worshiping is one thing, actively attempting to obliterate the creator and his followers is idiotic and sickening in equal measure. Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
I am the antichrist! All shall tremble before my ridiculous levels of stupidity and irrationality... kinda ironic that my army is called the League(yeah thats right, what are you going to do about it) of Reason huh...


If it is not obvious to you that I am in a joking mood at this point then I suggest that you go buy humor in bulk.
 
arg-fallbackName="Prolescum"/>
Exmortis said:
If it is not obvious to you that I am in a joking mood at this point then I suggest that you go buy humor in bulk.

That you think humour is something purchased in a shop explains why yours limps so far behind the curve.
 
arg-fallbackName="nemesiss"/>
if the abrahamic god was real, i would put him/her/it on trial for crimes against humanity.
and with the ammount of damage that has been caused, he/she/it'd get the death penalty or a life-long sentence... and in case the abrahamic god, the most proper sentence would be hell*, where all he/she/it has condemned so-called sinners have been placed by that very same entity.
And for some reason, i feel like that would be poetic justice and ironic.




* for the term "hell", we assume the place of eternal torment as how people has descibed it.
 
arg-fallbackName="ArthurWilborn"/>
I do believe you are all posturing.

A power that I disagreed with but had no power over me, I would oppose vocally.

A power that I disagreed with that had the power to kill me, I would oppose quietly.

A power that I disagreed with that had the power to torment me endlessly? I would follow, out of pure necessity. I would probably go all inquisition on every one of you if that's what was required of me.
 
arg-fallbackName="AdmiralPeacock"/>
Nope - and I would be part of the team that was devoted to finding a way to destroy him.

Oh, and I'd so be making deals with the devil.
 
arg-fallbackName="kenandkids"/>
When I was an infant, I felt my parents to be gods and I worshipped them.

When I entered grade school, I knew that they weren't gods but still felt them to be infallible.

As I entered middle school, I learned that my parents were indeed fallible and still I held them in high esteem.

As I grew yet older I learned of the actions that they had committed in the past and the esteem fell away slowly.

When I learned to think and use reason effectively I discovered many things that made me angry and sad that I had ever looked up to these people.



Why would I hold a petty, conniving, insecure tyrant like the biblical god to a lesser standard than my own parents?
 
arg-fallbackName="Exmortis"/>
Nope - and I would be part of the team that was devoted to finding a way to destroy him.

(The following is a work of fiction; I don't actually intend to do any of this and has been written with a comical undertone. If any of the following offends you then please don't hesitate to address your complaints to me via prayer and I will get back to you the very moment I kill God and usurp his position as creator and ruler of the universe.)

Join the globally feared league of reason and you can carve a bloody trail through the fallacious empire of God. We shall burn down churches temples and shrines, slaughter billions and burn their decaying bodies on massive pyres or flay them and hang their skinless corpses from our Great War banners which shall stand as testament to our conquest. So that after countless years of bloody conflict we will drain the blood of the last of the faithful and God shall witness; when finally gets off his 2000 year toilet break, the pain, bloodshed and chaos his existence has brought upon the world. In his rage he will attempt to smite us with a Godly miracle but as fire rains from the skies and all of the waters of our beautiful planet turn to blood we shall detonate a devastating weapon which will create and super massive black hole which will swallow almighty God and all of his creation into the void of nothingness. Trapped forever, unable to move or create and without hope of escape our omnipotent God grows chronically depressed and overdoses on heroine and dies. :lol:
Oh, and I'd so be making deals with the devil.

Happy doing business with you... I will be back for your soul... :twisted:
 
arg-fallbackName="AdmiralPeacock"/>
Exmortis said:
Nope - and I would be part of the team that was devoted to finding a way to destroy him.

(The following is a work of fiction; I don't actually intend to do any of this and has been written with a comical undertone. If any of the following offends you then please don't hesitate to address your complaints to me via prayer and I will get back to you the very moment I kill God and usurp his position as creator and ruler of the universe.)

Join the globally feared league of reason and you can carve a bloody trail through the fallacious empire of God. We shall burn down churches temples and shrines, slaughter billions and burn their decaying bodies on massive pyres or flay them and hang their skinless corpses from our Great War banners which shall stand as testament to our conquest. So that after countless years of bloody conflict we will drain the blood of the last of the faithful and God shall witness; when finally gets off his 2000 year toilet break, the pain, bloodshed and chaos his existence has brought upon the world. In his rage he will attempt to smite us with a Godly miracle but as fire rains from the skies and all of the waters of our beautiful planet turn to blood we shall detonate a devastating weapon which will create and super massive black hole which will swallow almighty God and all of his creation into the void of nothingness. Trapped forever, unable to move or create and without hope of escape our omnipotent God grows chronically depressed and overdoses on heroine and dies. :lol:
Oh, and I'd so be making deals with the devil.

Happy doing business with you... I will be back for your soul... :twisted:


Hmmmm do we get a nifty uniform and a decoder ring?
 
arg-fallbackName="Exmortis"/>
Yep, super secret decoder rings infact... High ranking officers also get the option of wearing a big hat... with a feather in it!
 
arg-fallbackName="lrkun"/>
If God exists and he is just, I'd worship him. If God isn't just, I won't. I define just here as that which is good for the common public.
 
arg-fallbackName="Yfelsung"/>
ArthurWilborn said:
I do believe you are all posturing.

A power that I disagreed with but had no power over me, I would oppose vocally.

A power that I disagreed with that had the power to kill me, I would oppose quietly.

A power that I disagreed with that had the power to torment me endlessly? I would follow, out of pure necessity. I would probably go all inquisition on every one of you if that's what was required of me.

You ever had your teeth drilled without freezing Arthur? I got this weird random mutation, not entirely uncommon, where I have two nerves where most people have one. Most people have a single nerve that a dentist freezes that causes their teeth and face to become numb. Some of us have two, one for the teeth and one for the face.

My facial one is in the spot it should be. My tooth one... well, no one knows where that one is. So, bottom line, if I get a cavity and I don't want to splurge for gas, I get the wonderful experience of raw teeth drilling and I don't have very good dental hygiene so this happens fairly often to me.

First time, I almost puked from the pain. I was shaking when they were done and slept for probably 20 hours.
Second time, still shaky but no need to sleep.
Third time, barely phased me.
Fourth time I just stopped having them freeze the areas they could (the double nerve thing is on the bottom right side of my face) and decided to go raw for all future cavities (it's cheaper).

By now, I could probably do math equations while having my teeth drilled.

My point? Pain is temporary, pride is forever. I would burn in hell on my feet, middle finger pointed upwards rather than bend knee the the psychotic God that the Abrahamists worship. Eventually, no matter what they could come up with, I'd get used to it.
 
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