The World Teacher

WHAT DOES IT MEAN THAT I AM THE WORLD TEACHER:

I, Jagadguru Svāmī Vegānanda , claim to be the current lord, god and master of this particular planet.
I want to explain PRECISELY what I mean by this assertion.

Firstly, I’ll explain what it does NOT mean:
it doesn’t mean that I am the most holy, flawless, and enlightened soul in the world, nor the most powerful.

It means that I am the most QUALIFIED member of the Holy Priesthood to act as the authoritative head of this planet at this particular time.
That means, out of the literally hundreds of thousands of spiritual/religious leaders currently on earth, I am the most willing and able to perform the function of what in India is known as a “Jagadguru” or “Sadhguru” (World Teacher).

For evidence to support my claim, you are welcome to read the thirty paragraphs of “A Final Instruction Sheet for Humanity”, which are the most authoritative, accurate, profound and COMPLETE spiritual precepts so far in human history.
Simply Email:
prophet4god@icloud.com
with the acronym “FISH” in the subject field to receive your free copy in Microsoft Word file format.


“There is no God and I’m His Prophet.”
Alan Watts

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