Kale when made right it can be good. If you eat two leafs a day you gain 20 sec but remember kale reduces when cooked so lets say 2 leafs cooked is 1 leaf raw. So i can offset the bacon with the kale.
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Is it normal?
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ldmitruk
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The proper preparation of kale involves sauteing it in organic coconut oil so it slides out of the frying pan into the garbage without sticking.
Honestly though, I do eat kale sometimes - like I said: every single masticatory attempt at grinding up the bland cellulose screams that either this has to be unimaginably good for you, or else the entire universe is a cruel joke.
If we are ever to address those central human questions such as who we are, why we're here, or what's it all about... kale has to figure into that answer somewhere, even if we eventually find that kale's existence was just God or the universe's means of testing if there was anything we wouldn't put in our mouths.
If we are ever to address those central human questions such as who we are, why we're here, or what's it all about... kale has to figure into that answer somewhere, even if we eventually find that kale's existence was just God or the universe's means of testing if there was anything we wouldn't put in our mouths.
I am glad we have all plumbed the deep fonts of our dignity here and remained relatively civil even while discussing such contentious and fraught topics as the appropriate ways to prepare kale to a point approximating edibility. Wars have been fought for less.
Kale here in the Netherlands is made cooking it in water (lots of water) then take potatoes (mashed potatoes is also nice) and mash it together after that serve with gravy and smoked sausage.
ldmitruk
Active Member
I think the Geneva Convention bans the use of kale in warfare.
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I find that the only way to prepare kale for edibility is to throw it away and cook something else.
ldmitruk
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Kale on pizza is an abomination that ranks right up there with pineapple on pizza. Both should be punished by nailing you upside down on a cross.I don’t understand all this complaining about kale. It seems fine to me.I’ve had it in salads and in pizzas.
I don’t know that it’s the super food some people were making it out to be some years back, but I don’t think it tastes bad either. lol
How DARE you make such an abominable comparison, the pineapple has EVOLVED TO BE ON PIZZA, you and your foulsome tasting green thing can just go it alone! In fact I think you should be banned for 50,000,000 years for even INSINUATING that kale on pizza is even REMOTELY comparable to pineapple on pizza!
I've seen some shit go down on this forum in my time, but this is just OUTLANDISH and unforgivable.
ldmitruk
Active Member
You're right, kale is even a worse choice than pineapple on pizza. The mere fact that anyone would want pineapple on pizza shows there is no such thing a intelligent design.
Also, I would never put kale on a pizza. About the only green thing I want to see on a pizza is pepper or maybe green onions. Oh, and basil.
Ok you can stay, tentatively. Had me worried for a moment!
Dragan Glas
Well-Known Member
Greetings,
Would kale on pizza be forgiven if there were also pineapple with it?
Kindest regards,
James
Would kale on pizza be forgiven if there were also pineapple with it?
Kindest regards,
James
ldmitruk
Active Member
No, that would constitute double blasphemy, heresy, and is punishable by crucifixion.
I label this the naturalistic fallacy, and therefore my job is done and your entire argument cast down in utter shame.
Led Zeppelin
Active Member
Well I hope you enjoy being on my ignore list now, because I promise you I am just never ever going to talk to you again.
*puts Sparhafoc on Ignore*
Feels good to finally have the last word for a change. Kale is great.